搞笑英语签名（十大搞笑英语句子）

搞笑英语签名【一】

1 . A person sad, a person carry

2 . So precious is time that we can’t afford to waste it。

3 . Don&#;t choose, is also a kind of choice

4 . 你要的暧昧，我给不起。

5 . I really hate you do not really love me

6 . 我会累，但习惯了坚强。

7 . think you know everything so do not say the pain以为你都懂，所以不说痛。

8 . 如果当初我勇敢，结局是不是不一样。

9 . 知面不知心的叫“面友。

10 . Hard to find is not love, is trust

搞笑英语签名【二】

1 . Do not follow the crowd，let the crowd follow you不要随波逐流，要引领潮流。

2 . There will be no regret and sorrow if you fight with all your strength。

3 . Although I was stupid, but the heart is pure

4 . 别担心，你现在的处境并不是你最终的归属，最好的尚未到来。

5 . 人都是犯贱的爱你的你不爱不爱你的你却爱的死去活来。

6 . Fate is known，is a friend，the fate of the sky，our common experience of many The imprint is engraved on my heart。love。

7 . No one even lives lost nor will i lose 致我们终将逝去的青春

8 . 原来一切只是我以为。

9 . I hope at the beginning of the school, the teacher said, "come on, what else do you bring with you?"

10 . 一生太短暂，遇到喜欢的人就要认真喜欢。

搞笑英语签名【三】

1 . Men love from overlooking while women love from looking up。If love is a mountain，then if men go up，more women they will see while women will see fewer men。

2 . I have no sense of security，because I love you too

3 . 有多少深深浅浅。痴痴怨怨，缠缠绵绵。貌似都是为了红颜。

4 . 看落叶凋瑟一抹浅笑。

5 . I will wait for you until you come back我将等待你,直到你回来

6 . I gave up the chase you I did not let I love you我放弃了追逐你，我没放下我爱你。

7 . Do the most true to yourself, will mee做最真实的自己,才会遇到最该遇见的那个人

8 . bitch is born a poser xx就是矫情。

9 . Unfortunately people, to be more strong

10 . 如果我可以一路单纯到底。

搞笑英语签名【四】

1 . To my long hair and wai the young to marry me待我长发及腰，少年娶我可好。

2 . Say wait for you, I would not leave

3 . 农夫山泉有点甜,男人的话有点悬

4 . 只想听到你说，祝我幸福。

5 . 人无法阻止潮起潮落，却可以学会乘风破浪。

6 . 你忘了，忘了，就对了。

7 . The proper function of man is to live，but not to exist。

8 . 曾经那么疯狂如今这么迷惘 Once so crazy now so confused

9 . 如果我就此忘了你，你会不会觉得难呼吸。

10 . 初见走到了再见 First go to see