最近搞笑的英文句子（比较幽默的英文句子）
最近搞笑的英文句子【一】
1 . 看着毕业照，好想哭。
2 . 愿电波驾着我的祝福：幸福好运送给你。祝你生日愉快!天天愉快!
3 . I didn&#;t dare to tell you that I loved you before I graduated, because I was afraid that you would not be afraid of me, because I was afraid that we would become more strange
4 . 冬天，厚而沉重的季节，迷茫着凄凉和悲伤。似乎比夏天的伤感来的更直接，适合那些歇斯底里的痛
5 . If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you
6 . 我以为，真心对人，也可以换来别人真心对待。拼了命地不让身边的人难过，却发现，受伤的原来是我自己。经历了一些事，才知道自己真的好傻。人生不能靠心情活着，而要靠心态去生活。
7 . 我们走遍了全世界，到最后才发现，自己的笑容才是最美的风景。最痛莫过于微笑着让眼泪不要落下来。生活的最高境界是宽容，相处的最高境界是尊重。少走了弯路，也就错过了风景，无论如何，感谢经历。
8 . its hell lot of fun when im with you! happy halloween to you!
9 . 错过的是一段光阴，留下来的依然是那份不变的牵挂;走过的是一段往事，沉淀下来的依然是那份不变的真诚;经历过的是一段缘份，藏在心底的依然是一份不变的祝福
10 . 有些人，一旦遇见，便一眼万年；有些心动，一旦开始，便覆水难收。多希望我只是个孩子，给颗糖就笑，摔倒了就哭。不用伪装到面目全非，不用压抑自己的心情。风可以吹起一大张白纸，却无法吹走一只蝴蝶，因为生命的力量在于不顺从。
最近搞笑的英文句子【二】
1 . Better late than never（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）
2 . 爸爸，在这特殊的日子里，所有的祝福都带着我们的爱，拥挤在您的酒杯里，红红的，深深的，直到心底。
3 . Whitecaps give you flowers, sunshine and you hug, the seagulls say good-bye to you, ah, life big hajto with your youth ships set sail
4 . Parting is temporary, and the life is forever, leaving the breeding of love, so that our love is more intense
5 . A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don?t know son, I?m still paying”
6 . A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it
7 . 偶已心有所属，纵是孤栖独宿，亦不随波逐流，有负公子美意，再见还是朋友。
8 . I want a friendship that never graduated from school
9 . If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that’s because sunshine is at your back如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
10 . trick or treat what it will be? wishing you a happy halloween!
最近搞笑的英文句子【三】
1 . Children: You spend the first years of their life teaching them to walk and talk Then you spend the next years telling them to sit down and shut-up
2 . my halloweens happy when i freak out with you! happy halloween to you my friend!
3 . 和我一起走过四年的同窗如今就要分别了，想想心里就无比伤痛。
4 . After graduation, may miss the bedroom lying on the relaxed and joyful feeling
5 . Friends, goodbye! Friends, treasure! Running water in a hurry, time in a hurry, only the hearts of love forever
6 . Lifeless, faultless（只有死人才不犯错误。）
7 . A few years of University, long experience, but also long hair
8 . Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
9 . 我想要一段永不毕业的友情。
10 . Sit at the same table, without me nagging, will not have some not used
最近搞笑的英文句子【四】
1 . Between each other do not need more words, this moment, as long as the tight hug is enough
2 . thank you for making my cauldrons full of fun! happy halloween!
3 . We don&#;t cry after graduation But disappointing tears still fall down
4 . 祝你在每个成长的日子里都开开心心--生日快乐!
5 . 离别是暂时的，共度人生是永远的，离别滋生相思情，使我们的爱情更炽热。
6 . We shake hands firmly with both hands, let the feeling in the hands gently brushed, sharing an unforgettable warmth
7 . 你的丑和你的脸没有关系……
8 . 毕业照上，并没有我们灿烂的笑容。因为我们即将分离。
9 . 在俯卧撑的时候，能够偶尔想起曾经一起打酱油的酱友和哪个酱油店……
10 . 人生，只有像茶叶一样，在滚水中反复折腾，浸泡，才能把内在的潜质逼出来，为自己创造出长久稳定的幸福。每一次创伤都是一种成熟；每一种成熟，都是幸福的预兆。不经历复杂的简单，品不出丰富的味道；不简化的复杂，是一道没有主料的菜。尝尽人间百味，还是清淡最美；看过人生繁华，还是平淡最真。