优美搞笑句子英文（世界上最搞笑的英语句子）
优美搞笑句子英文【一】
1 . Maybe a turn, it is always stainless parting graduates
2 . After graduation, may miss the bedroom lying on the relaxed and joyful feeling
3 . 海豚可聪明了，你晓得不?只需驯养几个星期，他们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
4 . My heart is with you我的爱与你同在。一点点语录网
5 . One today is worth two tomorrows（一个今天胜似两个明天。）
6 . My next life to the University, must find a pm no lights
7 . your smile lights up our world! wishing you a halloween bright and glowing as you are!
8 . 如果一次不成功，别放弃，再试一次除非你在跳伞。
9 . 毕业离别时的`伤感。互相登上离开车。充满伤感的车站。飞驰而过的站牌。
10 . 在俯卧撑的时候，能够偶尔想起曾经一起打酱油的酱友和哪个酱油店……
优美搞笑句子英文【二】
1 . Goodbye, student ID card
2 . 点半一下子蹦起来，忘记了还要去学校，等洗牙完才发现，已经毕业了。
3 . Love should also be subtle, without enslaving the ones fallen into her arms Not a bit less nor a bit more 爱也要淡淡的。爱，不要成为囚，少是愁多也是忧。
4 . Don`t waste your time on a man/woman ,who isn`t willing to waste their time on you 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的`时间
5 . At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet
6 . my halloweens happy when i freak out with you! happy halloween to you my friend!
7 . A heart that loves is always young有爱的心永远年轻。
8 . Lifeless, faultless（只有死人才不犯错误。）
9 . Some people actually say that love will decline in the respectively, in fact, when the love is not the taste more sweet
10 . i love you not for who you are, but for who i am before you 我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
优美搞笑句子英文【三】
1 . It is never too late to fall in love爱永远不会嫌晚。
2 . Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
3 . The last section, the teachers and students are crying into a piece of
4 . Parting is temporary, and the life is forever, leaving the breeding of love, so that our love is more intense
5 . Meet is a greeting, break up is a blessing!
6 . First impression of you is most lasting对你最初的印象，久久难以忘怀。
7 . 你知道思念一个人的滋味吗，就像喝了一大杯冰水，然后用很长很长的时间流成热泪。
8 . At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。
9 . 宁可失败在你喜欢的事情上，也不要成功在你所憎恶的事情上。
10 . May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight 愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。
优美搞笑句子英文【四】
1 . Evening news is where they begin with ?Good evening?, and then proceed to tell you why it isn?t
2 . It’s never too late to mend（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）
3 . Fenglin of leaves falling, we have have a number of memories Wave the maple leaf, will bring us a very beautiful state
4 . She who has never loved,has never lived人活着总要爱一回。
5 . 下一个夏天，教室里又会坐满了，可惜再也不是我们了。
6 . 孩子定义：你先花年教他们走路和说话，然后你再花年叫他们坐定和闭嘴。
7 . Passionate love is a quenchless thirst热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。
8 . 大学几年，长了见识，也长了头发。
9 . thank you for making my halloween so special
10 . 如果你看到麻烦从路上向你走来，有一点可以确定，在触到你以前，它们十有八九会滚进路边的沟。
优美搞笑句子英文【五】
1 . Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
2 . 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。
3 . Do you understand the feeling of missing someone It is just like that you will spend a long hard time to turn the ice-cold water you have drunk into tears
4 . University graduation day, you take your home account had to pick me up
5 . 当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空;当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。
6 . Thank all the students in the University for years, I will remember, a lifetime of remember
7 . its halloween time to dress up in your spookiest best and grab all the fun! hope its lit up with smiles for you! happy halloween!
8 . 我多么希望你能留下去，那份千言万语化成的不舍，尽在这不言之中，但那已经不可能了。
9 . 据说我们所担心的事%都不会发生，而剩下的%又完全可以解决。所以，我们为什么要担心呢?又有什么值得担心的呢?
10 . Life is a pure flame,and we live by an invisible sun within us 生命是一束纯净的火焰,我们依靠自己内心看不见的太阳而存在 经典语句大全
优美搞笑句子英文【六】
1 . One is always on a strange road,watching strange scenery and listening to strange music Then one day,you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone一个人总要走陌生的路，看陌生的风景，听陌生的歌，然后在某个不经意的瞬间，你会发现，原本是费尽心机想要忘记的事情真的就那么忘记了。
2 . There will always be one or two people will be robbed of your ready to grab the lens
3 . 我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。
4 . When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us If the sky is still vast,clouds are still clear,you shall not cry because my leave doesn&#;t take away the world that belongs to you
5 . Subtle friendship is true； subtle greetings are enough; subtle love is tender; subtle longing is deep; subtle wishes come from the bottom of your heart 淡淡的一点友谊很真，淡淡的一点问候很醇，淡淡的一点依恋很清，淡淡的一点孤独很美，淡淡的一点思念很深，淡淡的一点祝福最真。
6 . I have been attached, are solitary habitat to sleep alone, did not follow the crowd, there are good friends or negative childe, goodbye
7 . Remember the graduation ceremony, said the words can not say
8 . 感谢所有所有大学这年来的同学们，我会记得，一辈子的记得。
9 . The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’’s heart 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
10 . Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose
优美搞笑句子英文【七】
1 . you never know what might happen on halloween wait until dark for some spooky surprises the creatures of the night are waiting to my dear pal, have a howling halloween!
2 . 一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价?” 他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道我还在偿付呢。
3 . In this world,only those men who really feel happy can give women happiness在这个世界上，只有真正快乐的男人，才能带给女人真正的快乐。
4 . Constant dropping wears the stone（滴水穿石。）
5 . one may fall in love with many people during the lifetime when you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherishthe people you love 一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。
6 . University life is colorful, but it is only you sail away in a harbor; and the content of your life is outside the harbor - the conquest
7 . 一眨眼，就剩下几天要分开了，之后，也可能回忆，也可能思念，有机会的话，还可能在相遇。
8 . 晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你为什么好不了。
9 . Graduation photos, and not our brilliant smile Because we are about to separate
10 . When love is not madness,it is not love
优美搞笑句子英文【八】
1 . in your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership nor love just ask for meeting you in my most beautiful years 一生至少该有一次，为了某个人而忘了自己，不求有结果，不求同行，不求曾经拥有，甚至不求你爱我。只求在我最美的年华里，遇到你。
2 . Misfortunes tell us what fortune is（不经灾祸不知福。）
3 . Actions speak louder than words（行动比语言更响亮。）
4 . Tell me you are mineI&#;ll be yours through all the years,till the end of time
5 . Love is hard to get into,but harder to get out of爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出。
6 . No matter the ending is perfect or not,you cannot disappear from my world我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美。
7 . I&#;ll think of you every step of the way我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
8 . Take away love,and our earth is a tomb没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。
9 . i know someone in the world is waiting for me, although i’ve no idea of who he is but i feel happy every day for this 我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。
10 . Poly is not the beginning, is not the end of the school, the number of students to set the number of wonderful moments, will be forever engraved in my memory