不敢休假搞笑文案（没有双休搞笑的文案）

不敢休假搞笑文案【一】

1 . 送春春去几时回?临晚镜，伤流景，往事后期空记省(张先《天仙子》

2 . 如何让你遇见我，在我最美丽的时刻。为这，我已在佛前求了五百年，求他让我们结一段尘缘。——席慕蓉《一棵开花的树》

3 . I always feel happy when the summer vacation comes, and I think it is the best time of the year to have two months to spare

4 . 想得此时情切，泪沾红袖黦。——韦庄《应天长·别来半岁音书绝》

5 . 花自飘零水自流，一种相思，两处闲愁。——《一剪梅》

6 . 要见无因见，了拼终难拼。若是前生未有缘，待重结来生愿。

7 . ——晏几道《长相思长相思》

8 . ——张先《千秋岁·数声鶗鴂》

9 . ——晏殊《鹊踏枝》

10 . 南北朝时期，北齐有段时间由奸臣和士开独揽朝政。此人沉迷于声色犬马，众官员便投其所好，趁机为自己的子弟们谋求一官半职。在这样的风气之下，使得许多无才无德的官宦子弟得以在京城当官。但也有一个叫崔的大臣例外，他把两个儿子都派往外地任职。崔的`弟弟愤怒地质问他：“你的两个儿子如此杰出，为何不谋求让他们在中央担任要职，却要派往遥远的外地？”崔平静地说：“当今的京城鱼龙混杂，我的两个儿子都是单纯求实之人，我可不敢把他们留在京城，即使留在京城恐怕也难有作为。倒不如让他们离开，到条件不好但很清静的地方施展自己的才华。”

不敢休假搞笑文案【二】

1 . 明日近长安，客心愁未阑。——纳兰性德《菩萨蛮·白日惊飚冬已半》

2 . 朋友拗不过多湖辉，答应了。

3 . 教人怎不伤情。——刘过《柳梢青·送卢梅坡》

4 . 怕相思，已相思，轮到相思没处辞，眉间露一丝。

5 . 什么是勇敢?一位作家这样说：所谓勇敢，应包括两方面的内容，一是迎战不应该害怕的东西;二是敬畏应该害怕的东西。一个人面对假恶丑有不惧心对真善美有敬畏心，这才是真正的勇敢。

6 . 天长地久有时尽，此恨绵绵无绝期。-白居易《长恨歌》

7 . The summer vacation comes, please: pick up the day as "dance" passion, relax "insides" nervous, "eclectic" activities, enjoy the "colorful" happy, feel the happiness of the "colorful"! Happy holidays!

8 . The school holidays depended on the typhoon

9 . 只愿君心似我心，定不负相思意。——李之仪《卜算子》

10 . In this summer holiday, I always like a cup of tea, to stay alone on the balcony singing an English song, like to hear the sound of wind sneaked in my ear, like close your eyes and enjoy the feeling of the sun on my face, like imagination and memory

不敢休假搞笑文案【三】

1 . Homework failed to load, please have a school holiday again

2 . 凄凉别後两应同，最是不胜清怨月明中。——纳兰性德《虞美人》

3 . 月破黄昏人断肠。——谢克家《忆君王·依依宫柳拂宫墙》

4 . The so-called holiday is, the family is suspected, go out without money, every day special leisure

5 . 发短愁催白，颜衰酒借红。——陈师道《除夜对酒赠少章》

6 . Quietly came to the summer vacation, happy is fermented, take them at their ease, and fields for a hug, ok look at the blue sky, and the birds than running, have no matter to do a entertainment, like the fish happy bubbling By the way, I wish you a happy summer vacation!

7 . 淮南皓月冷千山，冥冥归去无人管。——姜夔《踏莎行·自沔东来》

8 . 泪眼不曾晴，眉黛愁还聚。——游次公《卜算子·风雨送人来》

9 . 寻寻觅觅，冷冷清清，凄凄惨惨戚戚(李清照《声声慢》

10 . The meaning of the holiday is, a morning that can&#;t afford to say, a night that says not to sleep, and a day to say not to go out

不敢休假搞笑文案【四】

1 . 蒙羞被好兮，不訾诟耻。

2 . As the name implies the summer vacation to heat is false, but not all person&#;s holiday, is only the proletariat and the day of the carnival, we adults can only silently standing by and by, look at these naive face the carefree play everywhere, also, those who long to see her stay home with children all the day to catch a son everywhere, art, science, such as English around, deprived of the originally let children freedom to make decision of power

3 . 长相思兮长相忆，短相思兮无穷极。

4 . 人到情多情转薄，而今真个不多情。——纳兰性德《摊破浣溪沙》

5 . 肠已断，泪难收。相思重上小红楼。

6 . Summer vacation to summer, you are lucky, the first prize in the welfare lottery; You did well in the heat, and koko won the first prize "Heat" you pressure is small, door door does not report class to take remedial course, "heat" you be happy thick, safe and happy you chase me to run; Wish you a very easy summer vacation!

7 . 伤心枕上三更雨，点滴霖霪。——李清照《添字丑奴儿·窗前谁种芭蕉树》

8 . Summer vacation, easy to evaporate the pressure, happy to melt the worry; Happiness dissolves disconsolate, joy weeps out helpless; Vitality dissolves the depression, passion takes the place of loneliness; Wonderful through the time, easy to cover the summer vacation I wish you a happy summer holiday, happy and happy!

9 . 章台柳，章台柳，昔日青青今在否?

10 . 无情不似多情苦，一寸还成千万缕。天涯地角有穷时，只有相思无尽处。

不敢休假搞笑文案【五】

1 . 神魂荡漾，暗抛红泪(赵南星《水龙吟》

2 . 不知供得几多愁。——石延年《燕归梁·春愁》

3 . 若教眼底无离恨，不信人间有白头。

4 . 小雨空帘，无人深巷，已早杏花先卖。——史达祖《夜行船·正月十八日闻卖杏》

5 . ——李商隐《无题》

6 . During the holiday, fever will stick to the Internet, and sneezing in class will be considered terminal cancer

7 . 相思了无益，悔当初相见。

8 . 有一美人兮，见之不忘。

9 . 早知如此绊人心，何如当初莫相识。

10 . 凉生枕簟泪痕滋。——李清照《南歌子·天上星河转》