英语句子短句搞笑文案（英语文案短句干净幽默）

英语句子短句搞笑文案【一】

1 . I decided not to shed tears, as you decide to leave me in general firm

2 . 生活是一次旅行，人们应该完整地体验它。

3 . 山高不识东南北，左也是西，右也是西;回首长安泪双滴。

4 . 祝你在每个成长的日子里都开开心心。生日快乐。

5 . 多少红颜悴，多少相思碎，唯留血染墨香哭乱冢。

6 . 事业虽扰人，懒惰害更大。

7 . "Many things pass by,just like this love which is doomed to have no way back许多东西擦肩而过,就像这场爱情，注定没有归途。"

8 . No matter how much you hate your school, when you leave for a long time, you still miss it

9 . A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world

10 . In this full of smoke and debris in the troubled times, no one can be spotlessly clean

英语句子短句搞笑文案【二】

1 . If you let the original now called read junior high school, will you?

2 . One&#;&#;s real value first lies in to what degree and what sense he set himself(Einstein Germany

3 . It&#;s better to be alone than to be with someone you&#;re not happy to be with

4 . 只有忍得住寂寞，才能够见明日的繁华。

5 . "Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who do not生命太短，没留时间给我们每日带着遗憾醒来。所以去爱那些对你好的人，忘掉那些不知珍惜你的人。"

6 . A friend who betray you in the end, is never your friend from the beginning。 最终背叛你的朋友，其实一开始就不是你的朋友。

7 . Without music, life is like a journey to the desert

8 . Life is just an ordinary flash of light in the dark

9 . 管理就是激发人的潜能，以赢取目标。

10 . knowing something of everything and everything of something 通百艺而专一长。

英语句子短句搞笑文案【三】

1 . Self-confidence and self-rliance are the mainstays of a strong

2 . 生活不是单行线，此路不通，你可以转弯。

3 . Life is a test, and this world is the examination room

4 . 千里之行，始于足下。

5 . 我轻轻呼吸，呼吸没有你的空气。思念叫人窒息。

6 . All things come to those who wait

7 . "Memories can make you smile, but it can very well make you cry hard回忆，有时令你嘴角上扬，有时也能让你潸然泪下。"

8 . Mantianxing flower is missing, pure, true love and dreams

9 . Tears flow is down and out, because you never know what I choose! 泪流的很落魄，是因为你从不懂我的选择！

10 . "Living requires few: a cup of water, a meal and one to say I love you But I hope that the water is poured by you, the meal is made by you and the “I love you” is came out from your mouth生需要的很少：一杯水，一顿饭，一句我爱你。但我希望水是你倒的，饭是你做的，我爱你是你亲口对我说的。"

英语句子短句搞笑文案【四】

1 . "Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none爱所有人，相信一部分人，不对不起任何人

2 . Remember: you are the captain of your life, walk yourself&#;s road, why care about others

3 . 信心是成功的开始，恒心是成功的方法。

4 . Objective to enhance the enthusiasm, perseverance in order to smooth the mountain

5 . 让我们随风自由奔跑，去追逐伟大神圣的梦想吧!

6 . 生命虽短，爱却绵长。

7 . Its just that when you come back to a person, its no big deal

8 . "Life always has many things to bring you down But, what can really bring you down is your attitude生活中难免遭遇打击。但是，真正能把你击倒的是你的态度。"

9 . One today is worth two tomorrow

10 . Thinking of the memory of the past, with the current sadness, read with future bumpy

英语句子短句搞笑文案【五】

1 . 你一直往前走，我们一直在你身后，但你无需回头。时光静好，陪你长大！寒月还有众星陪伴，花朵还有百草陪伴，溪流还有鱼儿陪伴，而你呢?似乎只有你的回忆陪伴，其实不，你有我们……

2 . 出身高贵的人，常是不太勤劳的，但他们对劳动的人却又往往心怀嫉妒。

3 . 恒久不变的浓浓的爱，化作你发奋求知的动力，助你达到理想的彼岸。祝愿你健康永远，爱心永恒。

4 . I have forgotten what I have experienced in the past, those people who are only my own things

5 . So determined to, to the heart of learning also; For scholars, determined also

6 . That is my day and night thinking of the people, may never say that sentence with her

7 . Think of had to meet, like very dizzy, when the mind change, such as 想起当初相见，似天旋地转，当意念改变，如过往云烟。

8 . Every move, is a promise, will be another person to see in the eyes, remember in the heart of the

9 . 桃花凋谢了，枝头残留着几片花瓣，仍像点点跳动的火苗。

10 . 如果现在召集原班人马让你再读一遍初中，你愿意么?

英语句子短句搞笑文案【六】

1 . 我说不爱你，那是假话;我说不在乎，那是假话;我告诉自己对你再不会有感觉了，那也是假话。

2 . You just can&#;t ignore me now! And when I don&#;t care about you, you know the regret

3 . Those who missed the love, I want to hug you miss the courage to embrace

4 . 每当你抱着我，在我怀里满足的睡去，我觉得世间其他均是浮云，只想一直这么陪你慢慢长大。时光静好，有你便满足。～心儿成长记

5 . 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想!

6 . Dont listen to what others say you, go your own way

7 . You are not looking for a perfect person, but a person who is the most suitable for you

8 . Alone, there is no one in your heart Lonely, you are not in the heart of the people are not around

9 . 只是又回到一个人的时候，没有什么大不了。

10 . 自命大才小用，往往眼高手低。