幽默求职的句子（求职者幽默风趣的句子）
幽默求职的句子【一】
1 . Should you entertain my application favorably, I would spare to trouble acquit myself to your satisfaction。
2 . 如果贵公司正在寻找一位自觉性高，合作性强，能理解并拓展新思路，实现即定目标的员工，我想我们有必要面谈一次。
3 . 需要有能力及适应力强的人。
4 . mature，dynamic and honest
5 . 能够在不同文化和工作人员的背景下出色地工作。
6 . I would be very happy to work under your supervision if it is possible Thank you very much for your kind attention Please send me an answer at your earliest convenience。
7 . 偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么
8 . 受到再大的打击，只要生命还在，请相信每天的太阳都是新的。
9 . 只要阁下时间方便，我随时都可晋见，并随时提供我过去工作情况的所有资料。
10 . If your company is looking for a self - motivated person who can work well with people，grasp and expand on new ideas，and achieve set objectives，then I feel we have good reason to meet
幽默求职的句子【二】
1 . 倘若阁下愿意接见本人以了解我的`能力，我将随时侯教。
2 . 有些人，总是会慢慢的淡出你的世界，慢慢的在你的记忆里模糊
3 . 反应快有进取心的应聘者。
4 . Ifeelconfidentthatgiventheopportunity，IcanmakeanimmediatecontributiontoAnyCorporationIwouldappreciatetheopportunitytomeetwithyoutodiscussyourrequirementsIwillcallyourofficeonFriday，toscheduleanappointmentThankyouforyourconsideration
5 . 只要面对现实，你才能超越现实。
6 . 在过去的三年中，我当过计算机实验室助教，做过安装师，也专门从事解决疑难问题，与各种各样的人群一起工作，并因为技术和人际关系好赢得了赞誉。
7 . 很多时候，看的太透反而不快乐，倒不如幼稚的没心没肺。
8 . 如果还需其他信息，请根据上述地址与我联系或在早点至晚点之间打电话。
9 . My work experience and my scholastic endeavors have thoroughly prepared me for employment in ______________
10 . 如果我的背景符合贵公司的要求，相信一次个人面试不无裨益。
幽默求职的句子【三】
1 . 人和人之间可以和平相处，不要遇到困难就伤害朋友了。
2 . I would appreciate the opportunity to discuss this position with you at your convenience，as it sounds like an exciting opportunity
3 . 鱼和熊掌不可兼得，不是所有的事情都可以从头再来。
4 . I am looking for a job I graduate from Shanghai Commercial College and my major is business management。
5 . 假如本人之应征能歌德青睐而进入贵公司服务，本人必以排除万难之决心，为贵公司工作，以符厚望。
6 . I want a job Not any job with any company,but a particular job with your company Here are my reasonsYour organization is more than just a company It is an institution in the minds of the Chinese public
7 . work well with a multi-cultural and diverse work force
8 . In addition,I have excellent problem-solving skills and feel that, if given the opportunity, I would be an immediate as well as a long-term asset to your firm
9 . 不一定要忘掉过去但一定要放下过去
10 . TheenclosedresumedescribesmyqualificationsforthepositionadvertisedIwouldwelcometheopportunitytopersonallydiscussmyqualificationswithyouatyourconvenience
幽默求职的句子【四】
1 . 怎么回答，说自己没缺点肯定是不行的，把自己的缺点说成优点，也不好。我曾经看到有人说自己做事主动得有点冲动，果断得有点武断。这样的回答，出了让别人觉得你油嘴滑舌外，只能为自己挣负分。
2 . I believe they may be found satisfactory Concerning my character。
3 . As my current employer is unaware of my job search，your strict confidence at this point will be much appreciated
4 . Attention of Human Resource ManagerLike many other young men, I am looking for a position I want to get started At the bottom,perhaps,but started
6 . If there is further information that you wish in the meantime, please let me know I can always be reached at the address given at the beginning of this letter。
7 . ThankyouforyourattentiontothismatterIlookforwardtospeakingwithyou
8 . I offer extensive knowledge of _____________________
9 . Having majored in mathematics at Rice University, where I also worked as a Research Assistant, I am confident that I would make a successful addition to your Economics Research Department
10 . 世事往往如此，想回头也已经来不及，即使你肯沦为劣马，不一定有回头草在等着你。
幽默求职的句子【五】
1 . ambitious attitude essential
2 . 一但错过，就成过错。
3 . I feel that I have the qualifications necessary to effectively handle the responsibilities of the position advertised
4 . 生活总是让我们遍体鳞伤，但到后来，那些受伤的地方一定会变成我们最强壮的`地方。
5 . a stable personality and high sense of responsibility are desirable
6 . 人生有时就像电脑，说死机就死机，没得商量。
7 . 不要过分的去批评别人，了解了一切，就会宽恕一切。
8 . Should you need additional information，I can be reached at the above address or by phone between am and pm
9 . I shall be able to call for an interview at your convenience and shall be able to supply any necessary or examples of my previous work。
10 . 决定我们一生的，不是我们的能力，而是我们的选择。
幽默求职的句子【六】
1 . Iwouldwelcometheopportunityforapersonalinterviewwithyouatyourconvenience
2 . 很多事情，不是谁说了就算，即使伤心，结果还是自己承担
3 . 一个人至少拥有一个梦想，有一个理由去坚强。
4 . 很多时候见不到的同学们彼此拼杀在北京的某处，偶尔惦念了，看看签名就可以大概其推测出最近各自的状态：使用“完美主义的失落”的，大概是要求比较高，然后被拒了；使用“毕业后不大不小的失业”的，估计状态正愤怒着，千万不要惹他，有空好好慰问一下；至于使用“钱不是你的，钱是别人造出来逗你玩的”，这娃娃可能是最近和老板或者未来老板谈工资没谈拢，“扑通”一声掉进钱眼儿了……
5 . 个性稳重具高度责任感。
6 . If you desire an interview, I shall be most happy to call in person, on any day and at any time you may appoint。
7 . 如能为贵公司效力，本人将不胜荣幸。阁下耐心读完这篇申请，本人至为感激，并请尽速惠函示知。
8 . 人生最精彩的不是实现梦想的瞬间，而是坚持梦想的过程。
9 . 一个最基本的回答技巧就是“打擦边球”，“我想我最大的缺点是没有太多的工作实践经验。学生时代的经历几乎是从一所学校毕业就又到一所新的学校读书。我想利用在学校的时间踏踏实实地多学点今后有用的知识。希望我的这些不足能够在贵单位的实际工作中得到改进！”面试技巧和注意事项
10 . 真心对一个人好不一定有回报，而你忽略的人往往可能最重视你；慢慢才知道，现实如此的无奈；自己长大了。