英语句子搞笑短句（搞笑内涵的英语句子）

英语句子搞笑短句【一】

1 . 朋友之间不分彼此。

2 . Happiness is a simple breath, there is no misfortune before the breath stops

3 . 愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽，展翅高飞。

4 . No matter how bad your heart has been broken, the world doesn&#;t stop for your grief The sun comes right back up the next day

5 . 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

6 . "Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction生活教会我们，爱并不在于长久地凝视，而在于眺望远方同一方向的希望。"

7 . 比我强大的人都在努力我还有什么理由不拼命。

8 . 爱自己爱的人本身就是一种幸福，你可以记住过去的美好。

9 . 你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。

10 . Not to pay，to know not overdo sth。

英语句子搞笑短句【二】

1 . Memories of the past, everything is just tangled and tragedy

2 . 生命是单行道，但是一个循环的过程。

3 . "The road of life is like a large river,because of the power of the currents,river courses appear unexpectedly where there is no flowing water 人生的道路就像一条大河，由于急流本身的冲击力，在从前没有水流的地方，冲刷出崭新的意料不到的河道。"

4 . 生命是连续不断的死亡与复活。

5 . You are not looking for a perfect person, but a person who is the most suitable for you

6 . If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden

7 . Life is a telescope to see far Life is a microscope, see through

8 . You would not want for a friend as long as I draw breath。

9 . 盛年不再来，一日难再晨，及时当自勉，岁月不待人。

10 . 生活是蜿蜒在山中的小径，坎坷不平。

英语句子搞笑短句【三】

1 . 人生就是线段，交集后分离。

2 . 先相信自己，然后别人才会相信你。

3 . 这样被宠惯了的小孩子，不知道人心是会伤的，天真的残忍。

4 . 想着过去的记忆，品着现在的心酸，念着未来的坎坷。

5 . An idle youth, a needy age

6 . Mantianxing flower is missing, pure, true love and dreams

7 . 世界太大，生命太短，要过得尽量像自己想要的样子才对。

8 . "Dare and the world always yields If it beats you sometimes, dare it again and again and it will succumb 你勇敢，世界就会让步。如果有时它战胜你，你要不断地勇敢再勇敢，它就会屈服。"

9 . truth never fears investigation 实从来不怕调查。

10 . I can&#;t breathe the air, but I can&#;t breathe without you

英语句子搞笑短句【四】

1 . "Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated生活一直都很简单，但是我们也一直都忍不住要把它变得很复杂。"

2 . Life is often playing jokes on us What you’re expect will far away from you and you will be hurted by the person held tightly by yourself生活时常和我们开着玩笑，你期待什么，什么就会离你越远；你执着谁，就会被谁伤害得最深。

3 . 我可以穿越云雨，也可以东山再起(Mariah Carey-through the rain

4 . "Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain生活不是等着暴风雨过去，而是学会在风雨中跳舞。"

5 . 生命不止，奋斗不息。 -- 卡莱尔

6 . Love is devoting himself to the whole body into, and then withdraw back a hundred thousand turn out

7 . 生活是一所学校，我们都在这里学习。

8 . You may be out of my sight, but never out of my mind

9 . 要善待你自己，不被别人左右，也不去左右别人，自信优雅。

10 . 火柴如果躲避燃烧的痛苦，它的一生都将黯淡无光。

英语句子搞笑短句【五】

1 . Your choice of road, kneeling also want beautiful smartly

2 . 多少红颜悴，多少相思碎，唯留血染墨香哭乱冢。

3 . 我的`心爱得不多，一分钟只爱了你六十秒。

4 . 我只是怀念曾经，却忘记了我们都已不是曾经的自己。

5 . 真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。

6 . 爱并不复杂，复杂的是人。

7 . 思考重点：人生是考验，也是受托。

8 . The Strip long, fireworks fan, you stay back to see

9 . 也许生活本来就是一杯水。

10 . Like a person，be sure to let them know．Maybe not the answer，at least you tried and never regret喜欢一个人， 一定要让对方知道。也许得不到答案，至少你努力过，不必后悔……

英语句子搞笑短句【六】

1 . 我受不了打字时，遇到同音字在首位的是他名字。

2 . 我在遗忘我所经历的过往，那些人事物最后只有我自己。

3 . No matter what happened today, it has become the past, only hope can better tomorrow

4 . Laughing off annoyance and worries is a kind of calmness and relief Laughing off misunderstandings and animosities is a kind of frankness and tolerance 面对烦恼和忧愁一笑而过，是一种平和释然；面对误解和仇恨一笑而过，是一种坦然宽容。

5 . 汉霄苍茫，牵住繁华哀伤，弯眉间，命中注定，成为过往。

6 . Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences No good is ever done in this world by hesitation下定决心，果断行动，并承担后果。在这世界上犹豫不決成就不了任何事。

7 . 如果现在召集原班人马让你再读一遍初中，你愿意么?

8 . 无论我此时是如何的彷徨迷茫，最终，我都要过上自己想要的生活。

9 . It&#;s better to be alone than to be with someone you&#;re not happy to be with

10 . 勤奋者时时获得机会，懒惰者处处失去良机。

英语句子搞笑短句【七】

1 . Alone, there is no one in your heart Lonely, you are not in the heart of the people are not around

2 . Maybe life is just a glass of water

3 . 苍天不负有心人

4 . It is not easy to meet each other in such a big world 世界这么大，能遇见，不容易。

5 . A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctors book 医生手册写道：开怀大笑，睡个好觉，此乃灵丹妙药。

6 . Business is disturbing, but idleness is the greater

7 . Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well

8 . Life is not waiting for the storm in the past, but learning to dance 生活不是等着暴风雨过去，而是学会在风雨中跳舞。

9 . On the way of love, I always stop-go, father said I not the legs and feet

10 . In this full of smoke and debris in the troubled times, no one can be spotlessly clean