休假搞笑幽默句子（申请老板休假搞笑幽默句子）

休假搞笑幽默句子【一】

1 . 自从把你拉入黑名单，腰不酸了，腿不疼了。

2 . "Are you excited about the holiday?" "Well, you&#;ll be more excited about the exercise!

3 . 寻人启示：一身破烂，二目无神;三餐未进，四肢乏力;五音不全，六神无主;七窍流血，八方流浪;九死一生，十分像你!

4 . 妇女节到了，祝天下所有女性年轻十岁，上班不累，化妆免费，海吃不肥，身材完美，帅哥排队，有情安慰，有爱伴随，日子过得有滋有味！

5 . 叹气是最浪费时间的事情，哭泣是最浪费力气的行径。

6 . 这世界上有两种东西可以让人改变，一是时间，一是磨难。

7 . 想要一个不用我伸手的拥抱

8 . 买一瓶矿泉水，喝了一口骂“假的！“怎么假的？它兑水了！

9 . Put on summer vacation to say the mood phrase about the summer vacation of the QQ to say the mood full of mood - sad talk - love to talk - funny talk - - motivational talk - mood phrase big all

10 . China&#;s holiday principle, owed is to return!

休假搞笑幽默句子【二】

1 . During the holiday, I woke up and didn&#;t mean I got up When I go to school, I wake up and don&#;t mean I&#;m awake

2 . “我每天都会想你一次然后每次都会给自己一巴掌所以我脸胖了”

3 . 再过几十年，我们来相会，送到火葬场，全部烧成灰，你一堆，我一堆，谁也不认识谁，全部送到农村做化肥。

4 . 走别人的路，让别人无路可走。

5 . 中秋佳节，天上月圆，人间团圆，家庭情圆，朋友事圆，心中梦圆，左右逢圆；愿你每一天中，人缘，情缘，福缘，财源，缘缘不断，事事如愿！祝中秋节快乐！

6 . 中秋佳节倍思亲，圆圆明月是我心；明月千里寄思情，只愿你我更贴心；天上明月当空，相思甚浓。中秋节快乐。

7 . 为什么超人喜欢内裤外穿呢？因为你穿里面了谁知道你是超人？

8 . 什么都涨价了，就特么的`钱包里的钱没涨价。

9 . 王小二老婆打麻将至凌晨回家，为不扰醒王小二，她先在客厅里脱衣再蹑手蹑脚进卧室。恰遇王小二醒来，大惊道：天呐，你竟输了个精光!

10 . 用一缕春风，二滴甘露，三片绿叶，四朵鲜花，在阳光明媚的季节把它织成五颜六色的礼盒，结着七彩八飘的丝带，用九分的真诚十分的热情祝福您：妇女节快乐！

休假搞笑幽默句子【三】

1 . 单身不可怕，可怕的是连喜欢的人都没有，甚至是去喜欢人的心气儿都没有。。。

2 . 我抽你一巴掌，抽得你福星高照。给你一耳光，打得你花容月貌。砍你一刀，砍得你大红大紫，踹你一脚，踹得你东成西就。情人节快乐！

3 . 秋风打着旋在九月九的天空盘旋，你摇晃着脑袋在九月九的凉爽下看着天。雨丝密密的下着。我就站在你身后窃笑着。还看啥?快把你的祝福给我。笨蛋!

4 . My idea of a holiday is that my charger has never been idle

5 . This is my life this year summer vacation, a colorful and meaningful summer vacation, but I more hope I can this summer and winter vacation, let&#;s primary school students really fell after the "burden"

6 . 送你一朵玫瑰，祝你爱情甜蜜；送你一朵康乃馨，祝你身体永健康；送你一朵百合，祝你心想事成；送你所有幸福之花，愿花的芬芳能引来…蜜蜂蛰你！

7 . 我是一个小小鸟怎么飞也飞不高，因为笼子就那么高！

8 . 妇女节将至，天下男士请注意：爹是天娘是地，老婆大人是玉帝；可惊天可动地，勿惹玉帝发脾气；如若不然，白天扫地晚上跪地。请高度重视，并严格执行！

9 . 三八今天是三八节，男人要争做一天奴隶：让朝东咱不朝西，让爬凳咱不爬梯，让吃面咱不吃米，让喝白咱不喝啤，让逛街咱不游戏，望相互转告，认真执行！

10 . 情人节那天，有个MM打电话给他：“来我家吧，没人!”他兴奋的狂奔而去!!!!!!!敲了一个多小时的门，发现真的没人

休假搞笑幽默句子【四】

1 . 中秋佳节不送礼，发条短信祝福你。健康快乐长伴你，好运和你不分离，最后让我告诉你，钞票滚滚进袋里，好处全都送给，祝你中秋节快乐

2 . 按照你的生辰八字，你今天肯定能发比衡财。先梳一个爆炸型头，再穿件带补丁的衣裳。左手拿根木棍，右手拿个瓷碗，嘴里念念有词的念到：“行行好吧!”

3 . 要不是打不过你，我早和你翻脸了

4 . 都说女人是老虎，虎年的女人更是虎上加虎，福上添福。在此给虎虎的你送上虎虎的祝福：身体虎虎爱情虎虎生活虎虎事业虎虎全家幸福！三八节快乐。

5 . 有一天，我梦见自己的钱花光了，醒来一看，口袋真的空空

6 . Put down the heavy schoolbag, relax the numbness of the brain, forget the classroom formal, enjoy the beautiful summer vacation Let the joy shine in the heart, let the happiness run in the field, let the happiness follow the qingxi flow, let the comfort and the holiday hug Wish you a happy summer holiday!

7 . As the name implies the summer vacation to heat is false, but not all person&#;s holiday, is only the proletariat and the day of the carnival, we adults can only silently standing by and by, look at these naive face the carefree play everywhere, also, those who long to see her stay home with children all the day to catch a son everywhere, art, science, such as English around, deprived of the originally let children freedom to make decision of power

8 . Summer arrived, please put down the test point of view, please abandon really unhappy, please dispel learn helpless, please keep busy tired, have the freedom of carefree, have spirit to thrive, soar with feelings of heaven and earth, a happy summer vacation!

9 . The holiday, escaped the teacher&#;s stern look, at ease; Throw away the heavy load of schoolbag, comfortable; Without the trouble of homework, be happy; If you want to play, you can sleep Summer vacation is our happy time, good summer, happy every day Don&#;t forget to finish your homework on time!

10 . Summer vacation to happiness, in the summer breeze fun, leisure and entertainment arrangements, travel safety, living science law, exercise learning mo forget I wish you a happy and safe summer holiday