有中文有英文的搞笑句子（一些搞笑幽默的句子英语短句）
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【一】
1 . 没有土壤，播种也是徒劳。
2 . The worst part of Life is WaitingThe Best part of Life is having something Worth waiting for 人生最难的是等待；最美的是有值得等待的东西。
3 . Our biggest enemy in love is not the intruder but the time
4 . 到了山上之后，我们便立刻开始了雪球大战。突然，一个雪球砸在我脸上，好冷啊！当我弄了足够多的雪球之后，就开始朝我的“敌手们”扔去。
5 . 微笑的时候，我听见嘲笑的声音在颤抖。
6 . Don&#;t look back on happiness or dream of it in the future You are only sure of today 别总留恋曾经的幸福，别总奢求未来的快乐。你唯一能把握 的，只有 现在 。
7 . Your happy passer-by all knows, my distressed there is no place hides
8 . There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
9 . 当全世界约好一起下雨，让我们约好一起在心里放晴。
10 . Wonder Wonder Wonderland
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【二】
1 . 亲爱的姑娘们，如果一个小伙子可以暂停手上的电脑游戏，只是为了回你的短信，嫁给他。
2 . Christmas comes but once a year
3 . don‘t try to hard,the best things come when you least expect them to
4 . 时间会慢慢沉淀，有些人会在你心底慢慢模糊。学会放手，你的幸福需要自己的成全。
5 . i love you not because of who you are,but because of who i am when i am with you
6 . Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, or you will never grow up
7 . 我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空气。
8 . Actions speak louder than words
9 . 那轮傍晚的落日，哀怨地为隔世的爱情画上一个句号。
10 . Je ne suis que des inconnus
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【三】
1 . Take time when time cometh,lest time steal away
2 . Dans ce cas, à gauche, à gauche, à droite, je ne sais pas, je ne parle pas, la beauté commence, la fin de la fin!
3 . 不须旦暮厮守，不须海誓山盟，只要记住那个月夜，只要记住那个时辰，还有那深情的吻。
4 . Love is like a butterfly It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。
5 . "Before, I wanted to say: “I found love!” But now, I want to say: “I found a person And he belongs to me and I belong to him” ——C·" JoyBell C·
6 . 这就是为什么我早上高兴的原因。
7 . Time is money
8 . "Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction ——Antoine de Saint-Exupéry"
9 . Height is only a number, the inside is irresistable
10 . 最浪漫的三个字不是“我爱你”，而是“在一起”。
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【四】
1 . 我们互向朝对方扔雪球，笑啊，喊啊，真是太好玩了！我们又回到了童年。大家一直玩到天黑的看不清出来彼此收场。
2 . love is a vine that grows into our hearts 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
3 . 我注定成功。
4 . 遭祸容易脱祸难。
5 . 英文学习若不能一鼓作气，不如彻底放弃！ 《把你的英语用起来！》
6 . love is like a butterfly it goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes
7 . "Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it&#;s thinking of yourself less 谦卑不是把自己看低一些，而是少想到自己一点。"
8 . 一个女人一生的牵挂和思念都给了那个伤她最深的男人……
9 . 凡事都应用得其所。
10 . The morning sun never lasts a day
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【五】
1 . If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
2 . Experience without learning is better than learning without experience
3 . 想爱不能爱才最寂寞，我试着勇敢一点，可我无法面对镜中颤抖的双眼，所以只能跟靠近我的每个人说再见。
4 . Winter came and the first snow began to fall It was early Saturday morning When I got up and looked out of the window , I saw trees , roofs and the ground all covered with snow The world seemed to be a vast or expanse of whiteness How beautiful ! "A heavy snow , a rich harvest " Peasants must be very happy I was happy too , becanse… Well , let me tell you
5 . 愿为同学们植入更多的健康基因快乐基因智慧基因。请复制它们，转录它们，翻译他们。但不可让它们选择性表达噢!
6 . "courage is not the lake of fear, but the action in spite of it"
7 . 有些人成功，是因为他们命中注定要成功;但绝大部分人成功，是因为他们下定决心要成功!
8 . It is lost labour to sow where there is no soil
9 . "You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we&#;re ready to see it"
10 . to the world you may be one person,but to one person you may be the world
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【六】
1 . Je suis optimiste pour cacher mon pessimisme, tu ne comprends pas?
2 . 即使在你的心中不再会有我我还是会记得有你陪过我
3 . Je t &#;ai fait remarquer que c&#; est moi qui suis trop amoureux
4 . 努力工作。
5 . the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them
6 . Put your shoulder to the wheel
7 . Accept what was and what is, and you&#;ll have more positive energy to pursue what will be
8 . 幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。
9 . "You may be out of my sight , but never out of my mind"
10 . 一个人最大的敌人就是他自己。
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【七】
1 . where there is great love, there are always miracles
2 . The secret of success is constancy of purpose
3 . 做事一开头，就要做到底;一不做，二不休。
4 . Experience is the father of wisdom and memory the mother
5 . Le rideau bleu, le coeur de verre, tu es transparent, mais facile à pleurer
6 . 不工作者不得食。
7 . 在这个世界我们只需拥有三件事便可真正快乐：有自己向往的事业;有自己爱的人;还有希望。
8 . If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that’s because sunshine is at your back如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
9 . 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。
10 . Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life You must never miss the opportunity to tell these people how much they mean to you
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【八】
1 . 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹。
2 . No root,no fruit
3 . Il faut savoir s&#; arrêter et s&#; arrêter pour être mieux
4 . 因为你，我懂得了爱。
5 . 愉快的一天
6 . Pour ceux qui ne s&#; aiment pas, ce qui a le plus besoin, c &#;est de la compréhension, de l&#; abandon et de la bénédictionLes gens savent renoncer à la vérité
7 . 会上当，不是因为别人太狡猾，而是因为自己太贪心。
8 . Constant dropping wears the stone（滴水穿石。）
9 . In for a penny,in for a pound
10 . Maturity does not lie in how old you are, but how strong you are to take on responsibilities
有中文有英文的搞笑句子【九】
1 . Sleeping is the only time of feel real freedom Because there no rules in dreaming 唯有入睡时方有真正自由，只因梦中无规则。
2 . 恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
3 . 做出决定并不困难，困难的是接受决定。
4 . Le pire, c &#;est qu&#; il est près du ciel
5 . The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman’s heart在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
6 . Some people succeed because they are destined to, but most people succeed because they are determined to!
7 . A Happy Day
8 . "I miss you,but I miss you"
9 . Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
10 . They say all good things come to an end, but it seems like they forget that all bad things do too