搞笑的英文句子（搞笑的英文短句）
搞笑的英文句子【一】
1 . Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more（四个简短的词汇概括了成功的秘诀：多一点点！）[比别人多一点努力多一点自律多一点决心多一点反省多一点学习多一点实践多一点疯狂，多一点点就能创造奇迹！]
2 . Love begins with a smile，grows with a kiss，ends with a tear When you were born，you were crying and everyone around you was smiling Live your life so that when you die，you&#;re the one smiling and everyone around you is crying
3 . 毕业前不敢对你说我爱你，是因为我怕你会不理我毕业后不敢，是因为我怕我们会变得更陌生。
4 . 毕业相总会有那么一两个人会抢了你费尽心机准备好的镜头。
5 . I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health and love Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal – and soon they?ll forget my number
6 . Cheer up! Our troubles will soon be over (振作起来!我们的困难很快就会过去。
7 . 能冲刷一切的除了眼泪，就是时间，以时间来推移感情，时间越长，冲突越淡，仿佛不断稀释的茶。
8 . Among thousands of people, you meet those you’ve met Through thousands of years, with the boundlessness of time, you happen to meet them, neither earlier nor a bit too late
9 . 他兼有零星的股权和大宗股权。He had both fractional interests and majority interests
10 . University graduation day, you take your home account had to pick me up
搞笑的英文句子【二】
1 . No matter what happens, don’t be discouraged (无论发生什么事,都不要气馁。
2 . 后悔是一种耗费精神的情绪后悔是比损失更大的损失,比错误更大的错误所以不要后悔。
3 . There is someone that is coming or passing away in your life around the clock, so you may lose sight of those seen, and forget those remembered There is gain and loss in your life, so you may catch sight of those unseen, and remember those forgotten Nevertheless, doesn‘t the unseen exist for sure? Will the remembered remain for ever?
4 . It‘s true that we have been leading a difficult life, for we need not only to be under various external pressures, but also to be in the face of internal perplexitiesYou would be affected by the warmth of life if someone gives you a understanding look during your bitter struggleEven a mere glance would make you moved and inpired
5 . 和我一起走过四年的同窗如今就要分别了，想想心里就无比伤痛。
6 . Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
7 . my halloweens happy when i freak out with you! happy halloween to you my friend!
8 . 又是一年毕业时。兄弟，疏远的是我们之间的距离，离不开的使我们之间的友谊！
9 . Don&#;t go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing It was here first
10 . The last section, the teachers and students are crying into a piece of
搞笑的英文句子【三】
1 . 看着空荡荡的宿舍和柜子，总觉得留下了什么，原来我留下了我对你们的思念。
2 . thank you for making my halloween so special
3 . 晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉你为什么好不了。
4 . 无心快语可能引发争执，无情之词可能折损生命，适时温语可能消弭压力，而关爱之声可能治愈心灵。
5 . 毕业了，也许还会怀念寝室卧谈会那轻松，愉悦的感觉。
6 . Apart from tears, only time could wear everything away While feeling is being processed by time, conflicts would be reconciled as time goes by, just like a cup of tea that is being continuously diluted
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8 . Between each other do not need more words, this moment, as long as the tight hug is enough
9 . Evening news is where they begin with ?Good evening?, and then proceed to tell you why it isn?t
10 . After graduation, may miss the bedroom lying on the relaxed and joyful feeling
搞笑的英文句子【四】
1 . 毕业季。友情不毕业，青春不毕业。
2 . Pentinece is something that enervates our spirit, causing a greater loss than loss itself and making a bigger mistake than mistake itself, so never regret
3 . Be sure that you have never had any regrets in your life which only lasts for a few decades Laugh or cry as you like, and it‘s meaningless to oppress yourself
4 . I feel at times we have had angry words but these have been kissed away 我们生气争执时，爱的双唇把它们吻得无影无踪，我的心也顿觉甜蜜。
5 . Everyone has his inherent ability( power or capacity? which is easily concealed by habbits, blurred by time, and eroded by laziness( or inertia?
6 . you never know what might happen on halloween wait until dark for some spooky surprises the creatures of the night are waiting to my dear pal, have a howling halloween!
7 . its halloween time to dress up in your spookiest best and grab all the fun! hope its lit up with smiles for you! happy halloween!
8 . Misfortunes tell us what fortune is（不经灾祸不知福。）
9 . 他对太太述说有关他雇主的一些趣事。He related to his wife some amusing stories about his employer
10 . 一般说来，爱情在男人身上只不过是一个插曲。 episodic in his affections; occasional headaches
搞笑的英文句子【五】
1 . Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there
2 . Like the outcome after an exam, death makes us aware of anything, That is, it’s too late to take a tumble
3 . It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone，an hour to like someone，and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
4 . Sit at the same table, without me nagging, will not have some not used
5 . In the push up time, can occasionally remember once together soy sauce and soy sauce which friends shop
6 . Truth never fears investigation（事实从来不怕调查。）
7 . 最好的朋友就是那种能和你促膝而坐，彼此不说只字片语，分别时却感到这是你有过的最好的一次交流!
8 . A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it
9 . 鱼对水说你看不到我的眼泪，因为我在水里水说我能感觉到你的眼泪，因为你在我心里。
10 . 那一天我们毕业了，各自向着自己的目标努力发展，而使我们就像那平行线终究不会交集的。
搞笑的英文句子【六】
1 . 大学几年，长了见识，也长了头发。
2 . Don’t look so blue and cheer up (别那么垂头丧气,振作起来
3 . 童年，是金色而无杂质的，童年的桩桩趣事就是最有力的见证。interesting是什么意思：
4 . 下一个夏天，教室里又会坐满了，可惜再也不是我们了。
5 . Do not pray for tasks equal to your powersPray for powers equal to your tasksThen the doing of work shall be no miracle,but you shall be the miracle
6 . 生活，不是用我们呼吸了多少下来衡量的，而是要看我们多少次屏住呼吸
7 . The happiest of people don&#;t necessarily have the best of everything they just make the most of everything that comes along their way
8 . Graduation season Friendship does not graduate, youth does not graduate
9 . It’s never too late to mend（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）
10 . If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）
搞笑的英文句子【七】
1 . 爱情以笑开始，以吻转浓，以泪结束。当你哭着降临人世时，身边的每个人都在为此欢笑，好好生活吧，这样你就能含笑离开人世，而身边的每个人都在为此哭泣。
2 . Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验
3 . 大学毕业那天，你就拿着你家户口本来接我吧。
4 . In graduation photo above, we laugh more beautiful
5 . Children: You spend the first years of their life teaching them to walk and talk Then you spend the next years telling them to sit down and shut-up
6 . Don&#;t go for looks;they can deceive Don&#;t go for wealth;even that fades away Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright
7 . Another year of graduation Brother, the distance between us is the distance, can not be separated from the friendship between us!
8 . A few years of University, long experience, but also long hair
9 . 快乐要有悲伤作陪，雨过应该就有天晴。如果雨后还是雨，如果忧伤之后还是忧伤请让我们从容面对这离别之后的离别。微笑地去寻找一个不可能出现的你!
10 . For in men, as a rule, love is but an episode
搞笑的英文句子【八】
1 . Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
2 . 动了真感情的人都会喜怒无常，因付出太多，难免患得患失。
3 . Don`t waste your time on a man/woman ,who isn`t willing to waste their time on you 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的`时间
4 . You laugh at me for being different, but I laugh at you for being the same
5 . 最后的一科，老师和同学们都哭成了一片。
6 . 如果你看到麻烦从路上向你走来，有一点可以确定，在触到你以前，它们十有八九会滚进路边的沟。
7 . Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
8 . 二十岁时起支配作用的是意志，三十岁时是机智，四十岁时是判断。
9 . After graduation, we say happy to leave, but tears are not obedient farewell dinner that day to flow down
10 . The past is gone and static Nothing we can do will change it Thefuture is before us and dynamic Everything we do will affect it
搞笑的英文句子【九】
1 . 毕业照上，并没有我们灿烂的笑容。因为我们即将分离。
2 . 要设身处地的为别人着想, 如果一双鞋你穿着夹脚, 别人的感觉可能也一样。
3 . 海豚可聪明了，你晓得不?只需驯养几个星期，他们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。
4 . That day we graduated, each to their own goals and efforts to develop, and make us like the parallel lines will not be the intersection of the
5 . thank you for making my cauldrons full of fun! happy halloween!
6 . 在航海史上没有先例的独特事件。It meant a lot to me that you ended this episode on the same note
7 . University life is colorful, but it is only you sail away in a harbor; and the content of your life is outside the harbor - the conquest
8 . 他对妻子述说了有关他的雇主的一些趣事。Childhood is golden and pure, for which the funs of childhood provide sufficent evidence
9 . “ Something is out of our control, so we have to command ourselves“ said Linghu Chong, a known character in a Chinese novel about persons adept in martial arts(武侠小说? Who is, however, f*cking he?
10 . 如果敌人让你生气，那说明你还没有胜他的把握。