搞笑中英文句子（一句话英文幽默搞笑句子）
搞笑中英文句子【一】
1 . 谢谢你的微笑，曾慌乱过我的年华。
2 . Do not need better than it is now just now so good。
3 . 同桌，没我在身边唠叨，会不会有些不习惯。
4 . Do not meet does not mean not miss，do not contact just to cover up nostalgic。
5 . 给予本身就是一个奖赏。
6 . 一次只做一件事网es right back up the next day。
7 . Next summer, the classroom will be filled again, but it is not us
8 . 要毕业了，说好了不许哭哦，哭的是小狗哦，要分开了，发誓了不准忘记哦，忘记的是小猪。
9 . 日出东海落西山，愁也一天，喜也一天；遇事不钻牛角尖，人也舒坦，心也舒坦。
10 . 记得有人说过，错过不是没缘份只是少了一起。
搞笑中英文句子【二】
1 . Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验
2 . 再见了，学生证。
3 . Children: You spend the first years of their life teaching them to walk and talk Then you spend the next years telling them to sit down and shut-up
4 . I have often thought that if Hollywood stars have a role to play, it is to teach us that happiness has nothing to do with fun These rich, beautiful individuals have constant access to glamorous parties, fancy cars, expensive homes, everything that spells "happiness"我常常这样想，如果好莱坞明星起到某种作用的话，那就是向我们昭示幸福与娱乐毫无关系。作为个人，他们富有，楚楚动人，可以随时出席令人神往的宴会，拥有顶尖级汽车昂贵的宅第--这一切似乎意味着“幸福”。
5 . Time passed quickly and quickly, so I can&#;t feel it, nothing can catch up with it
6 . Sit at the same table first, this summer, we do not graduate
7 . You may only be a person in this world，but for someone，you’re the world。
8 . Proper preparation solves percent of life&#;s problems
9 . I want a friendship that never graduated from school
10 . 毕业了，我们说好了开心的离开，可散伙饭那天眼泪却不听话的流下来。
搞笑中英文句子【三】
1 . Those who turn back never reach the summit
2 . 青春不是一段年华，而是一种心境。
3 . 白浪给你献花，阳光与你拥抱，海鸥与你话别，啊，生活的大海托着你青春的船只启航了。
4 . 在人生旅途中，最糟糕的境遇往往不是贫困，不是厄运，而是精神和心境处于一种无知无觉的疲惫状态。
5 . Looking at the empty dormitory and the cabinet, always feel left behind, I left my missing for you
6 . You said that love me for a million years。Oath to become a lie。
7 . Graduation season Friendship does not graduate, youth does not graduate
8 . 我讨厌那些不了解我，却对我指手画脚的人。
9 . 毕业以后我们不哭。但是不争气的泪水还是划落了下来。
10 . 我也并不是总舍不得你走，只是总想看见你的笑容，听你的笑声。
搞笑中英文句子【四】
1 . 通往爱人家里的路总不会漫长。
2 . 悲伤逆流成河，我为谁而不顾一切。
3 . 许多老房子消失了，校园里正在大兴土木。老房子留在照片里，我们呢？我们也能留在照片里吗？
4 . 在生存中挣扎，在挣扎中蜕变，在蜕变中坦然。
5 . Constant dropping wears the stone（滴水穿石。）
6 . Actions speak louder than words（行动比语言更响亮。）
7 . 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。
8 . We are not wrong，is young ruined promises。
9 . 有时候想想没有你我也一样，只不过是多红了一次眼眶。
10 . Man struggles upwards; water flows downwards
搞笑中英文句子【五】
1 . 我工作了一天了，我很累。IworkalldayandIamtired
2 . She is not even in his world but in her world he is the only one。Fair does not exist in this world。
3 . It has the same dormitory after graduation, the heart is really each one pursues his onward journey, don&#;t give up Students, the future of many treasure
4 . After graduation, we say happy to leave, but tears are not obedient farewell dinner that day to flow down
5 . 每一个伟大的工程最初看起来都是不可能做到的!
6 . You give me a drop of t ears，I saw your heart all the oceans。
7 . Starting today，every smile，the world in addition to the dead，are is too small。
8 . You cannot improve your past，but you can improve your future。Once time is wasted，life is wasted。
9 . Friends, goodbye! Friends, treasure! Running water in a hurry, time in a hurry, only the hearts of love forever
10 . 还记得我们一起疯，一起颠的日子吗？我希望毕业后，我们还可以继续。
搞笑中英文句子【六】
1 . 你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。
2 . From small beginning come great things（伟大始于渺小。）
3 . 回头的人永远到不了最高峰！
4 . 感谢所有所有大学这年来的同学们，我会记得，一辈子的记得。
5 . Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction。
6 . Hans your smile，had been flurried my time passag。
7 . Do one thing at a time，and do well。
8 . 大学生活固然五彩缤纷，但它只是你远航中的一个港湾；而你人生的内容是--港湾之外的征服。
9 . It is said that % of the things we worry about will never happen, and the other % can be managed So why do we worry, and what is there to worry about?
10 . Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
搞笑中英文句子【七】
1 . 因为我病了所以不能去上学。Ican’tgotoschoolbecauseIamill
2 . Distance could make you forget about them，but the memories would always be there。
3 . 我们都没有错，是年轻毁了承诺。
4 . 适当的准备能解决生活中%的问题。
5 . 不知道什么是忧伤，就不会真正感激幸福。
6 . 据说我们所担心的事%都不会发生，而剩下的%又完全可以解决。所以，我们为什么要担心呢?又有什么值得担心的呢?
7 . 机不可失，时不再来；机会一过，永不再来。
8 . thank you for making my halloween so special
9 . Wisdom is more to be envied than riches。
10 . Reality is reality too。
搞笑中英文句子【八】
1 . 和我一起走过四年的同窗如今就要分别了，想想心里就无比伤痛。
2 . 只要一个人还有追求，他就没有老。直到后悔取代了梦想，一个人才算老。(巴里摩尔
3 . I can because I think I can。
4 . When there’s no expectation，losing won’t bring hurt，gaining makesyou surprised。
5 . Without pain，without sacrifice，we would have nothing。
6 . 汗水是成功的润滑剂。
7 . A friend is never known till a man has need。
8 . 能量和坚持可以征服一切事情。
9 . 我们通过战胜自己来改进自我。 那里一定有竞赛，我们一定要赢!
10 . You cannot appreciate happiness unless you have known sadnesstoo。