经典幽默的说说短句英文（幽默搞笑的经典句子短句英文版）
经典幽默的说说短句英文【一】
1 . 爱一朵花就陪它绽放，爱一个人就陪他流浪。
2 . ·好女人是一所学校·好男人毕业了可留校任教。
3 . 每个人 每天 都在遗忘一些事
4 . 情人总分分合合，我们却越爱越深。
5 . It&#;s very thoughtful of you
6 . ·失败发生在彻底的放弃之后。
7 . 我用尽最后一丝力气，只为你绽放向日葵一样的笑容。
8 . 感，就要感性；如果没有感性，就要理性；如果没有理性，就要有自知之明；如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
9 . 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见。
10 . 四十谈恋爱不耽误学习，耽误学习的是……暗恋。
经典幽默的说说短句英文【二】
1 . 他是世界上最快乐的人。
2 . ·战争：用舌头解不开就用牙齿咬吧！
3 . Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can&#;t have a rainbow without a little rain
4 . I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you
5 . Who is willing to accompany me crazy，crazy all over the world are touched。
6 . You really look sharp today
7 . Views shut down as the tears fall
8 . What you need is just rest
9 . 我总是把未来想的不那么遥远 似乎一踏步 就能触及。
10 . ·爱情是会沉底的·在平淡的日子里·最重要的是经常轻轻晃一晃盛装爱情的“水杯”。
经典幽默的说说短句英文【三】
1 . 当我微笑着说我很好的时候，你应该对我说，安好就好。
2 . Don’t cry because it is over, smile because it happened 不要为结果而哭泣，为你的曾经经历微笑。 你可知我百年的孤寂只为你一人守侯，千夜的恋歌只为你一人而唱。
3 . 五看广告好好的突然冒出个电视剧！！
4 . ·当你想丢点什么的时候请想想·千万别丢脸。――成都垃圾箱·果皮箱上语
5 . In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself forsomeone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership nor love Justask for meeting you in my most beautiful years一生至少该有一次，为了某个人而忘了自己，不求有结果，不求同行，不求曾经拥有，甚至不求你爱我。只求在我最美的年华里，遇到你。
6 . , everyone has a person&#;s temper, each person also has the color of each person
7 . ·不要同一个傻瓜争辩·否则别人会搞不清到底谁是傻瓜。
8 . 生命是什么呢，生命是时时刻刻不知如何是好。
9 . I want to warm you, regardless of love, but want to than all feelings
10 . The sky has nothing, how to give me comfort
经典幽默的说说短句英文【四】
1 . Not a woman because she is beautiful and the soul of the love。
2 . Don&#;t worry,it will soon pass whatever it is 不要烦恼，无论什么不高兴的事情都会很快过去的
3 . 机不可失，时不再来。
4 . As long ChuanLang gradual time Brilliant at here crawl
5 . 镌刻在你身上的忧伤愈深，你能容纳的欢乐愈多。（纪伯伦）When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow
6 . The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up
7 . Neither you nor he is wrong
8 . 不要把别人的关心当成理所当然。不管他有多爱你，最终也会有疲惫的一天
9 . 三十四姐从来不抄袭，但没说不复制。
10 . 你想得真周到。
经典幽默的说说短句英文【五】
1 . ·所谓儿童不宜·其实就是大人们令人感动地把犯错误的危险留给了自己。
2 . 把回想留给未来吧。就象把梦留给海，把风留给夜海上的帆。（顾城）Reflection is for the future, just as dream is for the sea and wind is for the sail on the night ocean
3 . 每个人都有每个人的脾气，每个人也有每个人的眼色。
4 . ·才华其实就是把与人相同的聪明用到与众不同的地方。
5 . ·每个人的一生都有许多梦想·但如果其中一个不断搅扰着你·剩下的就仅仅是行动了。
6 . Just because someone doesn‘t love you the way you want them to, doesn‘t mean they don‘t love you with all they have 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不意味着他们没有全心全意地爱你。
7 . If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, sheneeds reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herselfclearly coz only she has is misfortune女人如果不性
8 . The wind such as flower of time, and you become the most beautiful ornament 所有人都想得到幸福，不愿承担痛苦，但是不下点小雨，哪来的彩虹?
9 . I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken,is it needed to fix?
10 . To say more，but also silent。To do more，but also weak。
经典幽默的说说短句英文【六】
1 . This pen doesn&#;t write well
2 . I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and love today
3 . , do not care about other people&#;s private affairs, do not intervene, allow other people&#;s moral, lifestyle and their own differences, which will eliminate more than % of the world&#;s troubles
4 . 只怪我太傻，爱你爱的那么执着，分手后心才会那么痛着。
5 . , do not live in fantasy or worry, the future of the things you do not know, the past things you can not change, now the most important
6 . and yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall
7 . ·最了解你的人有时不是你的朋友·而是你的敌人。
8 . 如果说我懂的道理比你们的多一些，那是因为我犯的错误比你们多。
9 . 那些我们流连的光景早就已经褪色班驳了几回。
10 . 每一个结局都是新的开始。
经典幽默的说说短句英文【七】
1 . 承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见。
2 . ·在这世上惟一件事比别人议论更糟·那就是无人议论你。
3 . 这才是上半场呢。
4 . 只要付出了努力，什么都不后悔了，一切皆有可能。
5 . Moving forward can’t go through the distance，going backward can’t walk out the memory。
6 . 十三有人对你说，我家冲马桶都用矿泉水，你怎么回应？老子尿出来的`都是皇家礼炮。
7 . I don&#;t pour kingdom, not little, only exhausting, love I love
8 . 十七保护自己，爱护他人，请不要半夜出来吓人。。。
9 . , anxiety is a waste of time t change anything It can only disturb your head and steal your happiness
10 . In the good can not help but forgotten，also arrived，but sad memories。