英文搞笑的说说大全（跟我一起学英语的搞笑说说）
英文搞笑的说说大全【一】
1 . 什么都不顺利的时候，就当是神赐给自己的假期，不用勉强自己往前跑焦急或者努力。
2 . 你希望别人如何对待你，你就如何对待别人。
3 . I&#;llthinkofyoueverystepoftheway我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。
4 . Thank you for being my friend and being around感谢你作我的朋友并且在我身旁wwWSianDiAncom。
5 . I love you not for who you are, but for who I am before you 我爱你不是因为你是谁，而是我在你面前可以是谁。
6 . · I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, it&#;s because of them I did it myself
7 . Actions speak louder than words。事实胜于雄辩。
8 . I’ve learned… That under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved 我明白了…在某些人的坚硬外壳下，也有渴望欣赏和理解的一面。
9 . "To be a happy man, reading, travel, hard work, care for the body and mind做一个幸福的人，读书，旅行，努力工作，关心身体和心情。"
10 . "Well, I&#;m going to get out of bed every morning
英文搞笑的说说大全【二】
1 . I don&#;t always want to leave you, just want to see your smile, hear your laughter
2 . If you wait to do everything until you&#;re sure it&#;s right, you&#;ll probably never do much of anything
3 . My journey is long and winding, I will keep on exploring my way far and wide。路漫漫其修远兮，我将上下而求索。
4 . Theres only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving，and thats your own self。这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。
5 . "Be there, or be square不见不散"
6 . 你有地图么?因为我刚在你的眼神中迷失了。
7 . God wouldn't put something hard in your life if he thought you weren't strong enough to get through it 如果上帝觉得你没有足够坚强去通过的话，他是不会给你的生活安排一些难关的。
8 . "You&#;re my only firework,in my life你是我一生中唯一的烟火。"
9 . 永远不会消亡
10 . you feel lonely when you are not alone ,but it&#;s not good"
英文搞笑的说说大全【三】
1 . Thanks to those who listened,
2 . "You can’t change what has already happened so don’t waste your time thinking about it Move on, let go and get over it, it’s done 你改变不了已经发生的，所以不要浪费时间想那么多了。前进，放手，忘了它，就这么回事。"
3 . "Never, never, never, never give up (Winston Churchill永远不要不要不要不要放弃。(英国首相 丘吉尔"
4 . Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness
5 . It has the same dormitory after graduation, the heart is really each one pursues his onward journey, don&#;t give up Students, the future of many treasure
6 . 服务九最 Nine Requirements for Staff Members
7 . 谢谢那些选择离开的人，
8 . There is but one secret to sucess——never give up!成功只有一个秘诀——永不放弃!
9 . 前事不忘，后事之师The remembrance of the past is the teacher of the future。
10 . 成功其实很简单，就是当你坚持不住的时候，再坚持一会。
英文搞笑的说说大全【四】
1 . you made me stronger
2 . 再多哭泣
3 . "Master heart, need not gorgeous, but it must be strong优等的心，不必华丽，但必须坚固。"
4 . You cannot change what you refuse to confront。你不去面对又怎么能去改变呢。
5 . "If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇。"
6 . "I have not broken your heart - you have broken it; and in breaking it, you have broken mine"
7 . yourselfThat&#;s the secret of success。
8 . Distance makes the hearts grow fonder距离使两颗心靠得更近。
9 . Man always remember love because of romance over------男人只因浪漫而记得爱情。
10 . To read without reflecting is like eating without digesting读书不思考，犹如吃饭不消化。
英文搞笑的说说大全【五】
1 . Success is actually simple – when you are about to fail to hold, hang on a bit longer
2 . "The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them 失去某人,最糟糕的莫过于,他近在身旁,却犹如远在天边"
3 . We have worn the mask for quite a long time We will find that our faces are the same shape with the mask when we take off it
4 . Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
5 . In the push up time, can occasionally remember once together soy sauce and soy sauce which friends shop
6 . Withoutyou,I’dbeasoulwithoutapurposeWithoutyou,I’dbeanemotionwithoutaheartI’m afacewithoutexpression,aheartwithnobeatWithoutyoubymyside,I’mjustaflamewithout
7 . I’ve learned… That the Lord didn’t do it all in one day What makes me think I can? 我明白了…上帝并没有把一切都做完。否则，我能做什么呢？
8 . i believe i can do something to make the world a better place
9 . 良药苦口A good medicine tastes bitter。
10 . "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk "“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。
英文搞笑的说说大全【六】
1 . I’ve learned… That being kind is more important than being right 我明白了…秉性善良比行事正确更为重要。
2 . … …
3 . Hope your birthday is like you ?? specialA Happy Birthday!希望你的生日像你一样??不同寻常。 生日快乐!
4 . "Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one's hand It’s about having each tiny wish come true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone's love when you need love 幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。"
5 . Understand yourself in order to better understanding others知己方能解人。
6 . 下辈子再上大学，一定找一所晚上点不熄灯的。
7 . The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
8 . Love is a carefully designed lie爱情是一个精心设计的谎言。
9 . "Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets So, love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who do not -----生命太短，没留时间给我们每日带着遗憾醒来。所以去爱那些对你好的人，忘掉那些不知珍惜你的人。"
10 . At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。