搞笑英语名言（十大最搞笑的英语句子）
搞笑英语名言【一】
1 . If you fail, don;t forget to learn your lesson如果你失败了，千万别忘了汲取教训。[]
2 . The unexamined life is not worth living;Socrates混混噩噩的生活不值得过。;苏格拉底
3 . 脚踏两头要落空。
4 . Gods determine what you;re going to be人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。
5 . He that knows little soon repeats it知识浅薄者，很快就回重复他所知的话题。
6 . Each man is the architect of his own fate
7 . 不论你的生活如何卑贱，你要面对它生活，不要躲避它，更别用恶言咒骂它。
8 . Let bygones be bygones过去的就让它过去吧。
9 . Only they who fulfill their duties in everyday matters will fulfill them on great occasions只有在日常生活中尽责的人才会在重大时刻尽责。
10 . 实现明天理想的唯一障碍是今天的疑虑。
搞笑英语名言【二】
1 . 永远不要以貌取人。
2 . If you would go up high , then use your own legs ! Do not let yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other people&#;s backs and heads (FW Nietzsche , German Philosopher
3 . 只有有耐心圆满完成简单工作的人，才能够轻而易举的完成困难的事。
4 . Like teacher, like pupil什么样的老师教什么样的学生。
5 . Live a noble and honest life Reviving past times in your old age will help you to enjoy your life again
6 . Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud
7 . 每个成功者的后面都有很多不成功的岁月。(鲍博·布朗
8 . Where there is life, there is hope
9 . Love is blind爱情是盲目的。 Love is full of trouble爱情充满烦恼。
10 . Experience is the mother of wisdom经验是智慧之母。
搞笑英语名言【三】
1 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile
2 . Saying and doing are two different things说和做是迥然不同的两回事。
3 . No news is good news没有消息就是好消息。
4 . Like tree, like fruit羊毛出在羊身上。
5 . 汗水是成功的润滑剂。
6 . You have to believe in yourself That;s the secret of success人必须相信自己，这是成功的秘诀。
7 . It never rains but it pours不鸣则已，一鸣惊人。
8 . No sweet without sweat先苦后甜。 No smoke without fire无风不起浪。
9 . Great works are performed not by strengh, but by perseverance(Samuel Johnson, British writer and critic
10 . Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand脑中有知识，胜过手中有金钱。
搞笑英语名言【四】
1 . Love at first sight一见钟情。 Love cannot be compelled爱情不能强求。
2 . The ideals which have lighted my way , and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfullyhave been kindness , beauty and truth Albert Einstein , American scientist有些理想曾为我们引过道路，并不断给我新的勇气以欣然面对人生，那些理想就是--真善美。;美国科学家爱因斯坦 A
3 . 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。
4 . Lies can never changes fact谎言终究是谎言。
5 . Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass
6 . No man is wise at all times聪明一世，糊涂一时。
7 . 充实今朝，昨日已成过去，明天充满神奇。
8 . Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you
9 . Nothing down, nothing up无下则无上。不经历风雨，怎么见彩虹?
10 . Ask me no questions and I will tell you no lies你不问我，我就不会说谎话。
搞笑英语名言【五】
1 . If thou injurest conscience,it will have its revenge on thee 伤害良心，将受到良心的严惩。
2 . Asking costs nothing;问人不费分文。
3 . Nothing is to be got without pains but poverty世上唯有贫穷可以不劳而获。
4 . Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm无热情成就不了伟业。
5 . Keep trying no matter how hard it seems it will get easier
6 . 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。
7 . If winter comes , can spring be far behind ?( P B Shelley , British poet
8 . Misfortune tests the sincerity of friends患难见真情。
9 . Nothing seek, nothing find没有追求就没有收获。
10 . Books are to mankind what memory is to the individuanl 书之于人类，犹如记忆于之个人。
搞笑英语名言【六】
1 . Victory won;t come to me unless I go to it胜利是不会向我们走来的，我必须自己走向胜利。
2 . No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won&#;t make you cry
3 . A strong man will struggle with the storms of fate(Thomas Addison
4 . If I had not been born Napoleon, I would have liked to have been born Alexander如果今天我不是拿破仑的话，我想成为亚历山大。
5 . Many things grow in the garden that were never sown there有心栽花花不发，无心插柳柳成荫。
6 . Sweat is the lubricant of success
7 . 过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去，你就能再一次享受人生。
8 . "There are only two creatures," says a proverb, "who can surmount the pyramids-the eagle and the snail"
9 . None are so deaf as those who won‘t hear充耳不闻。
10 . Never judge from appearances不可以貌取人。 Never say die永不言败。
搞笑英语名言【七】
1 . A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。
2 . Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass -- John Ruskin生活没有目标，犹如航海没有罗盘。--罗斯金
3 . Will, work and wait are the pyramidal cornerstones for success
4 . If you venture nothing, you will have nothing不入虎穴，焉得虎子。
5 . Books are treasure banks storing wisdom passed down from generation to generation书籍是贮存人类代代相传的智慧的宝库。
6 . If you run after two hares, you will catch neither脚踏两条船，必定落空。
7 . Pursue your object, be it what it will, steadily and indefatigably不管追求什么目标，都应坚持不懈。
8 . 强者能同命运的风暴抗争。(爱迪生
9 . 意志工作和等待是成功的金字塔的基石。
10 . Shallow men believe in luckSelf-trust is the first secret of success
搞笑英语名言【八】
1 . Gods determine what you;re going to be;Julius Erving人生的奋斗目标决定你将成为怎样的人。;欧文
2 . 对任何技能的掌握都需要一生的刻苦操练。
3 . Ideal is the beacon Without ideal , there is no secure direction ; without direction , there is no life ; Leo Tolstoy , Russian writer理想是指路明灯。没有理想，就没有坚定的方向;没有方向，就没有生活。托尔斯泰 L
4 . 生活是一串串的快乐时光；我们不仅仅是为了生存而生存。
5 . Learn not and know not不学无术。Let sleeping dogs lie别惹麻烦
6 . There;s only one corner of the universe you can be sure of improving, and that;s your own self这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。
7 . New wine in old bottles旧瓶装新酒。 No cross, no crown不经历风雨，怎么见彩虹。
8 . Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass(John Ruskin
9 . Genius only means hard-working all one&#;s life (Mendeleyev Russian chemist
10 . Like mother, like daughter有其母必有其女。
搞笑英语名言【九】
1 . Constant dropping wears the stone;滴水穿石。
2 . Misfortunes never come alone祸不单行。
3 . Calamity and prisperity are the touchstones of integrity 不幸与幸运都是正直的试金石。
4 . The man who has made up his mind to win will never say “impossible”
5 . Like for like一报还一报。 Like knows like惺惺相惜。
6 . Think great thoughts and you will be great!
7 . Man struggles upwards; water flows downwards人往高处走，水往低处流。励志名言
8 . At twenty years of age , the will reigns; at thirty , the wit ; and at forty , the judgment (Benjamin Franklin ,American president
9 . There is no such thing as a great talent without great will - power (Balzac
10 . Don&#;t let a little dispute break up a great friendship