英语小笑话文案（被英语折磨的幽默文案）

英语小笑话文案【一】

1 . I miss you not because of my loneliness but I do feel lonely when I miss you Only when I miss you deeply I feel so lonely不是因为寂寞才想你，是因为想你才寂寞。孤独的感觉之所以如此之重，只是因为太想你。

2 . The past is gone and static Nothing we can do will change itThe future is before us and dynamic Everything we do will effectit

3 . 在我餐厅的抽屉里放着几根蜡烛。它们会用于浪漫的晚餐与一些特殊的场合，但是自从我的三个孩子出生之后，它们便被遗忘在餐巾纸与其他杂物之间了。它们一直在等待着被拿出抽屉，被点亮，以与任何一个愿意花费时间去感受它们温暖的人分享那些光亮。

4 . 哥伦布发现美洲后，许多人认为哥伦布只不过是凑巧看到，其他任何人只要有他的运气，都可以做到。于是，在一个盛大的宴会上，一位贵族向他发难道：“哥伦布先生，我们谁都知道，美洲就在那儿，你不过是凑巧先上去了呗!如果是我们去也会发现的。”面对责难，哥伦布不慌不乱，他灵机一动，拿起了桌上一个鸡蛋，对大家说：“诸位先生女士们，你们谁能够把鸡蛋立在桌子上?请问你们谁能做到呢?”大家跃跃欲试，却一个个败下阵来。哥伦布微微一笑，拿起鸡蛋，在桌上轻轻一磕，就把鸡蛋立在那儿。哥伦布随后说：“是的，就这么简单。发现美洲确实不难，就像立起这个鸡蛋一样容易。但是，诸位，在我没有立起它之前，你们谁又做到了呢?”创新从本质上是一种对新思想新角度新变化采取的欢迎态度，它也表现为看问题的新角度。很多时候，人们会说，这也算是创新吗?原来我也知道啊!创新就这么简单，关键在于你敢不敢想，肯不肯做。

5 . 今天是你的生日，所有女厕和女浴室均免费向您开放，欢迎光临！

6 . Every day I miss you It is a hard time for me to miss you but it is even harder not to do so In such a contrary mood, I miss you deeply! A happy Valentine’s Day to you!在每个想念的日子，想你不容易，不想你更难，愿以一片难懂的心情，深深思念你！情人节快乐！

7 . 翻译：点亮心灵的蜡烛

8 . “You see, I’m one of those people who live sensibly and sanely hour after hour, day after day Oh, if I had to do it over again, I’d have more of them In fact, I’d try to have nothing else If I had to do it over again, I would travel happier than I have”

9 . she is my best friend 她是我最好的朋友。

10 . i want to speak with him 我想跟他说话。

英语小笑话文案【二】

1 . 愿幸福像狗皮膏药粘你不掉，好运像狗屎被你经常踩到，快乐像苍蝇嗡嗡围你绕，财富像垃圾你随便捡到，意外像老鼠总让你尖叫！

2 . Candles are made up of wax and a wick; we have bodies, but ouressence lies in our minds and souls Candles are unique in theircolors, shapes and designs Our life histories and experiences arethe backdrops of who we are, but our minds are like candle wicks,and make our passions flame Unlike the candles in my drawer, whoget used or not used depending on my whims, we control our ownthoughts, and how brightly we will burn or dimly we will shine

3 . 人生中会有许多的东西，值得留恋，有的时候你应该学会去放弃。

4 . i dont think so 我认为不是。

5 . its not worth it 不值得。

6 . 他们总是说喜欢这喜欢那,只是随之给出各种理由来解释他为什么没能去做。但无论是什么借口,唯一能限制他们行为的通常只是他们的自我认知。

7 . "It is the reason that there isn&#;t any view in your heart, so you can&#;t see the bloom "

8 . I miss you so deeply that my love just like a kite has broken its line and won’t stop flying until it reaches you at last长长的思念，就像风筝断了线，飘啊飘啊，飘到你的身边。

9 . After hearing it ,the old monk points at the ancient banyan and says to the young monk:" My disciple ,you don&#;t need to worry about thisIn fact, the defoliation in autumn and the deadwood in winter will climb back to the trees silently and become the flowers in spring and grow up into the leaves in suer at the time of autumnal winds is blowing strongliest and the snow falls down most heavily"

10 . I prefer having your accompanying for life-long time to the short-time tenderness我不要短暂的温存，只要你一世的陪伴。

英语小笑话文案【三】

1 . thats interesting 很有趣。

2 . have a good trip 祝旅途愉快。

3 . 一商人乘出租车外出，汽车在盘山公路突然打滑，司机吓得大叫：刹车不灵，我该怎么办?商人冲他大喊：快关上计价器，你这个笨蛋!!

4 . call me tomorrow 明天打电话给我。

5 . Because of loving you so much that I stood aside Although my figure left you away, my heart didn’t Today I have made up my mind to say “I love you”正是因为爱才悄悄的躲开，躲开的是身影，躲不开的是默默的情怀；今天我终于鼓起勇气，向你表达我的爱。

6 . do it right 把它做对

7 . "Why don&#;t I see it?"

8 . 公交车上，差点被挤成照片并不可怕，可怕的是和恶心的男人搞成合影。

9 . 我的灵魂不也像蜡烛么?耐心地等待有人来发掘我，让我发光发亮。我一直等待着发光发亮的一刻;我都有自己独特的光亮，是别人所不能匹及的。

10 . ill miss you 我会想念你的。

英语小笑话文案【四】

1 . im busy 我很忙。

2 . its the same thing 还是一样的。

3 . There are always some miseries you will meet in your whole and strike you when you are unprepared, but we don&#;t need to worry day after day for the arrival of this day, and feel sorry to yourself

4 . I miss you when I am depressed, just as I miss the sunlight in winter; I miss you when I feel happy, just as I miss the shade in the hot sun我在忧愁时想你，就像在冬天想太阳；我在快乐时想你，就像在骄阳下想树阴。

5 . that happens 这样的事情经常发生。

6 . 别人问岁的`纳丁·肯塔基女士，她能再活一遍的话，她会选择怎样。

7 . thats enough 够了。

8 . 亲爱的用户，月号举办的话费大赠送日相当成功，人气很旺，为表示感谢，特在近期内举行绕口令大赛，口号：，，，，旺。连续说次最快者赠话费元，尽快练习，待参加。

9 . ive got it 我明白了。

10 . its all right 没关系。

英语小笑话文案【五】

1 . 蜡烛由蜡状物与蜡烛心组合而成;人类有肉体，而我的本质却存在于精神与灵魂中。蜡烛有它们独一无二的颜色形状与图案。我生命的历史与经历是决定我是谁的大背景，但是只有我的心灵才是蜡烛心，使热情形成火焰。与在抽屉里等着别人一时的兴致来决定是否被点燃的蜡烛不同，我可以决定自己的思想，决定自己能够发光发亮还是黯淡无光。

2 . dont exaggerate 不要夸张。

3 . 听说你的手机没有短信功能，所以发这条短信试验。如果你收到，证实有短信功能并是我的短信，请给我回复：我有了，是你的`！

4 . 人生的长河里面，最让人怀疑自己其实并不存在的时刻，莫过于将手在感应式龙头下面猛伸，却依然没有水流出来的那一刹那。

5 . she is too smart 她真聪明。

6 . have a nice day 祝你一天过得愉快。

7 . its good 很好。

8 . If your self-perception is that you’re too lazy, too busy, toounworthy, too unfocused, too depressed, or too dependent on othersto accomplish great things, then you’re right You are that becauseyou believe you are, but in fact, you can change that! Life ischange, and the past doesn’t equal the future Your reality todayis the result of your past beliefs and actions Change your beliefsand actions, and you will change your future Whether you think youcan or you can’t, you’re right You are what you think

9 . let me see 让我想一想。

10 . believe me 相信我。