幽默名言笑话文案短句英文（顶级幽默风趣句子英文版）

幽默名言笑话文案短句英文【一】

1 . 陪你一起长大多美好愿时光静好我伴你成王

2 . 谢谢祢把硪从云端推落，我才能看清整个天空。

3 . Clumsy birds have to start flying early

4 . 生活是一本精深的书，别人的注释代替不了自己的理解，愿你有所发现，有所创造。

5 . 不说再见，我们后会有期。

6 . There is no royal road to learning

7 . 让兵马俑见证你我的真心让长城一起来感动。

8 . Life is like music It must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule

9 . I will be in constant search for my soulmate in the endless sea of crowd Fortune favors me if I could find her and destiny plays its part if I couldn&#;t

10 . I was passing through your heart It was not me who did not want to stay, but you did not want to take

幽默名言笑话文案短句英文【二】

1 . 感，就要感性；如果没有感性，就要理性；如果没有理性，就要有自知之明；如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。

2 . Diligence is the mother of success勤奋是成功之母。

3 . She who has never loved, has never lived人活着总要爱一回。

4 . 太多的祝福，怕流俗，讲不出口;太多的问候，已足够，怕已随季风飘流。只想轻声道一句早安朋友，愿你一天都精神抖擞，快乐伴左右。

5 . 生活是绘画，不是做算术。

6 . 交到什么样的朋友决定你有什么样的发展，如果你认识这四种人，你的人生基本毁掉一半。 第一种人欺骗型 开口向朋友借钱的时候

7 . 财富是对一个人品格的试金石。

8 . Your smiling at me is my daily dose of magic你嫣然的微笑是我每日享受到的魅力。

9 . And when not in luck with the rest of the disaster， is not loyal friend， The quarrels of friends are the opportunities of foes在幸运时不与人同享，在灾难中不会是忠实的友人， 朋友间的不和，就是敌人进攻的机会。

10 . The shortest way to do many things is to only one thing at a time

幽默名言笑话文案短句英文【三】

1 . Sloth is the key of poverty惰能致贫。

2 . Guys flirt with the dangerous girls， but they don’t bring them home They marry the good girls男人喜欢跟坏女孩调情，但不会把她们娶回家，男人只会娶好女孩。

3 . 做一个坚强的女子，坦然面对，勇敢体会，酸甜苦辣，各种滋味，忘记消逝的人和事。不能拥有的，懂得放弃，不能碰触的，学会雪藏。与其沉溺过往，不如沐浴晴朗，扔掉悲伤和孤寂，摆脱无助和漠然，不再害怕未知，不必盲目迷茫。

4 . Learn wisdom by the follies of others从旁人的愚行中学到聪明。

5 . there with a sign

6 . Practice makes perfect熟能生巧。

7 . I am who I am Your approval is not needed

8 . Don&#;t mess with the treacherous for they mess with everyone; don&#;t mess with the society, or you will mess with yourself;don&#;t mess with yourself for all the mess will pass;don&#;t mess with the past for what is past is past; don&#;t mess with reality for it&#;s your life for real

9 . 先入为主。

10 . Idle people (folks have the most labour (take the most pains懒人做工作，越懒越费力。

幽默名言笑话文案短句英文【四】

1 . 人生是一幅大画布，你应该努力绘出绚丽多彩的画面。

2 . In life divided into two episodes, the first is "hesitance-free", while the second is "regret-free"——若将人生一分为二，前半段叫“不犹豫”，后半段叫“不后悔”。

3 . 我不喜欢那些只围着一个主题转的无病呻吟的矫情。

4 . Put your shoulder to the wheel努力工作。

5 . There’s hope beyond the pain 痛苦之后，还有希望。

6 . 我们需要学习的东西很多，别着急，一件一件来。

7 . 生日快乐鸭！祝你健康成长！幸福快乐！时光静好，陪你长大！

8 . 好好活着，因为我们会死很久!!!

9 . Every ending is a new beginning

10 . 生活不能等待别人来安排, 要自已去争取和奋斗;而不论其结果是喜是悲,但可以慰藉的是,你总不枉在这世界上活了一场。(路遥《平凡的世界》 Life is not to wait, but to strive and achieve Whatever the result, favorable or unfavorable, it’s comforting that you have lived a life of your own

幽默名言笑话文案短句英文【五】

1 . Experience keeps a dear school, but fools learn in no other经验学校学费高，愚人旁处学不到。

2 . To be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds

3 . 早上开手机，串串铃声连连响起!旭日伴随我的信息，快乐一天开启;白天随时随地，祝福的短信发给你，温馨无比。晚霞和夜幕降临，问候让你甜甜蜜蜜!

4 . 陪孩子，在一起，幸福时光，美食相伴。培养孩子，不仅仅为了生命的延续，更重要的是参与一段生命成长的过程。

5 . 别和小人过不去，因为他本来就过不去；别和社会过不去，因为你会过不去；别和自己过不去，因为一切都会过去；别和往事过不去，因为它已经过去；别和现实过不去，因为你还要过下去。。。

6 . 睁开眼睛，给你一个轻轻的祝福，愿它每分每秒都带给你健康好运和幸福。希望你度过美好的一天!

7 . The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams 未来属于那些相信梦想之美的人。----埃莉诺·罗斯福

8 . Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。

9 . 当下的时代，平静的心灵才是真正的奢侈品。

10 . 恒久不变的浓浓的爱，化作你发奋求知的动力，助你达到理想的彼岸。祝愿你健康永远，爱心永恒。

幽默名言笑话文案短句英文【六】

1 . It is not work that kills, but worry工作不会伤身，伤身乃是忧虑。

2 . The best hearts are always the bravest

3 . 死生契阔，与子成说。执子之手，与子偕老。（Alive or dead, far or near, I make my word to you: I&#;ll hold your hand till together we grow old

4 . When someone walks in your life could make you a better person and forget about your past, never let go of them

5 . Only they who fulfill their duties in everyday matters will fulfill them on great occasions

6 . Smile and keep being fabulous are the best ways to get revenge on your haters They hate to see you like that 对讨厌你的人最好的反击是，保持微笑和光芒四射，他们最不希望看到这样的你。

7 . Wit once bought is worth twice taught由经验而得的智慧，胜于学习而得的智慧;一次亲身的体会，胜过两次的教师教导。

8 . Business neglected is business lost忽视职业便是放弃职业。

9 . 每当你抱着我，在我怀里满足的睡去，我觉得世间其他均是浮云，只想一直这么陪你慢慢长大。时光静好，有你便满足。～心儿成长记

10 . 不是一切火焰只燃烧自己而不把别人照亮;不是一切星星仅指示黑暗而不报告曙光;不是一切歌声只掠过耳旁而不留在心上Not every flame is to destroy but not enlighten;not every star is to signal darkness but not welcome daylight;not every song is to waft past ears but not imprint on heart