爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语（40个顶级搞笑笑话简短英语）
爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语【一】
1 . A contented mind is the greatest blessing a man can enjoy in this world
2 . You just can&#;t ignore me now! And when I don&#;t care about you, you know the regret
3 . If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden
4 . 该吃午饭了。
5 . 中午睡觉时把自动回复设成了?然后呢?,结果同学和它聊了一中午
6 . 例如：The reason why we have to grow trees is that they can supply fresh air for us我们必须种树的原因是它们能供应我们新鲜的空气。
7 . Life is a battle from the cradle to the grave
8 . From life to death, life is a short journey
9 . 例如：All this shows that nothing can prevent us from reaching our aims
10 . Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again
爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语【二】
1 . 我只是怀念曾经，却忘记了我们都已不是曾经的自己。
2 . 这显示了没有事情能够阻挡我们实现目标。
3 . 爱情是盲目的。
4 . If you wish to succeed, you should use persistence as your good friend, experience as your reference, prudence as your brother and hope as your sentry
5 . 毫无疑问，他来晚了。
6 . 永远不要低估你改变自我的能力!
7 . 凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。( 法国皇帝 拿破仑 B
8 . 例如：Taking exercise is closely related to health
9 . Thought always spent in cigarettes, total love in alcohol broken 思念总在香烟里度过，爱情总在酒精里破碎。
10 . The life most of the time, commitments equals to constrain, reluctan 人生的大部份时间里，承诺同义词是束缚，奈何我们向往束缚。
爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语【三】
1 . 主语+ cannot emphasize the importance of … too much(再怎么强调……的重要性也不为过。
2 . She who has never loved, has never lived
3 . 我们绝对不能忽略知识的价值。
4 . I will greet this day with love in my heart
5 . 例如：Upon / On hearing of the unexpected news, he was so surprised that he couldn’t say a word
6 . It all comes to the end about the past and youFor the future,about me,to be continued 关于过去，关于你，告一段落。 关于未来，关于我，敬请期待。
7 . 生活是蜿蜒在山中的小径，坎坷不平。
8 . How many Confidante sad, how many Acacia broken, leaving only the bloody Angel cry mess
9 . 例如：There is no need for you to bring more food
10 . I would rather in the most beautiful years, die in the happy time
爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语【四】
1 . Victory won&#;&#;t come to me unless I go to it -- MMoore
2 . 生命中的一天就是你历史上的一页。
3 . Maybe you&#;ll beat it all, but you&#;re still at the foot of the time
4 . 随你走在天际，看繁花满地。
5 . 注意：比较级也可以用来表达最高级的意思。
6 . Life is just an ordinary flash of light in the dark
7 . 不可否认的，我们的生活品质已经每况愈下。
8 . One love to drive out another love
9 . Han Xiao vast, hold the bustling sad, curved eyebrows, become the past decreed by fate
10 . 例如：An advantage of using the solar energy is that it won’t create (produce any pollution
爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语【五】
1 . 也许生活本来就是一杯水。
2 . The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible " (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor
3 . 例如：By taking exercise, we can always stay healthy
4 . On no account can we + do… (我们绝对不能……。
6 . To travel, will have a place, there is no memory, not you 去旅行吧，一定会有一个地方，那里没有回忆，没有你。
7 . 一起走过的岁月里，因为有了感动才会变得更加迷人。
8 . 自从他上高中，他一直很用功。
9 . Please allow me to small proud, because like you depend on 请容许我小小的骄傲，因为有你这样的依靠。
10 . 亲爱的我不会允许你背叛我，我也不允许自己背叛你。
爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语【六】
1 . 生命虽短，爱却绵长。
2 . 生活不是单行线，此路不通，你可以转弯。
3 . 你现在就使劲不理我吧!等哪天我不理你了，你就知道后悔。
4 . 未来要和我结婚的那位：也不知道你现在给谁谈恋爱呢。别给人家浪费感情了找个时间咱俩认识一下呗。
5 . Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of
6 . 我可以不呼吸空气，但没有你我根本无法呼吸。
7 . 我的人生是一条直线，转弯只是为了你。
8 . Dear, I will not allow you to betray me, I do not allow myself to betray you
9 . 苍天不负有心人
10 . I want to be his favorite hello and his hardest goodbye 我要成为他最心动的相遇，最不舍的离别。
爆笑笑话文案高级短句英语【七】
1 . 我轻轻呼吸，呼吸没有你的空气。思念叫人窒息。
2 . Life is a line segment, after the intersection of separation
3 . 吻是恋爱生活上的一首诗。
4 . 用微笑装作不在意你的嘲笑，不关心你的离去。
5 . When work is a pleasure, life is a pleasure
6 . Experience is the father of knowledge and memory is the mother of knowledge
7 . Life is a bridge across the river of tears
8 . 生命是单行道，但是一个循环的过程。
9 . In this full of smoke and debris in the troubled times, no one can be spotlessly clean
10 . 山高不识东南北，左也是西，右也是西;回首长安泪双滴。