美国搞笑句子（让老外崩溃的搞笑句子）
美国搞笑句子【一】
1 . Brilliantidea!这主意真棒！这主意真高明！
2 . I’mreallydead我真要累死了。坦诚自己的感受时说：afterallthatwork,I’mreallydead
3 . Stranger：Couldyoutellmehowtogettothetownhall?
4 . 人世间最快乐的事是什么?多劳动，多领薪水。人世间最最快乐的事是什么?不劳动，也领薪水。祝劳动节快乐!后者不望，为前者努力。
5 . Isthatso?真是那样吗?
6 . HappyLaborDay!
7 . 红骷髅：我们强者就该无所畏惧。--美队：那你为什么要跑？
8 . Soup and bread to eat hot soup will not be blowing his mouth The first scoop of the key role of the "thermometer", the general should not be too full scoop Spoon to scoop from the inside out, the remaining soup can be set soup gently tilt outward Bread to eat, we do not take up the entire bread mouth bit to eat In line with the etiquette is to eat a small piece of bread torn by hand and then slowly mouth
9 . Let’srockroll
10 . 您辛勤的劳动为我们传递着温情，衷心的问候一声您辛苦了!劳动节快乐!
美国搞笑句子【二】
1 . Doyoureallymeanit?此话当真？
2 . Oh,don&#;tworryI&#;mthinkingofbuyinganewoneIneverlikeditanyway
3 . We&#;dbetterbeoff我们该走了。
4 . Jack:I&#;mnotgoingtokidyouI&#;mserious
5 . Busyworkatordinarytimestheimportance,whilecrazyshoppingNotemptyhandsfull,treatyourselfnevermiss!
6 . 朋友，生活虽然是由烦恼组成的一串念珠，但我们得微笑着数完它不是吗?在这轻松美好的假曰里，祝你及亲爱的家人“五一”快乐!
7 . 体验旅游
8 . 很棒啊，年轻人犯错误，上帝都会原谅，remember?但是犯了错误，你必须面对他，let’sfaceit,或者是：Let’sfacethemusic
9 . Thatdepends看情况再说。
10 . 多数美国家庭要在节日这天举办鱼宴主人在节前向宾客发出邀请。请帖是一条彩色纸板制成的小鱼，活泼别致。餐桌用绿色和白色桌布装饰，中间摆放鱼缸和精巧的小钓鱼竿。
美国搞笑句子【三】
1 . Place your napkin on your lap, and don&#;t eat with your fingers Don&#;tswitch cutlery between hands
2 . ThetermisusedtodescribetheculturalmindsetofAmerican
3 . Theearlybirdcatchestheworm
4 . 今天是国际男人劳动节，祝女人们节日快乐，天天美丽!
5 . 发送：我。接收：你。方式：原创首发。目的：密切联系。意义：加深友谊。内容：祝福问候，详见其他短信。备注：五一快乐，生活幸福!
6 . CA吃醋：谁知道你们有没有一起吃芝士火锅！--斯塔克：芝士火锅就是夹芝士的面包……
7 . Doyoureallymeanit?此话当真?
8 . I’mbroke我身无分文。
9 . If everyone is having a good time, would it be rude of the hosts to encourage their guests to remain longer?
10 . IwishyoutheeffortsandsweatassoonaspossibleintotomorrowthefruitsofsuccessHappylaborday!
美国搞笑句子【四】
1 . Send:meReception:youMethods:originalstarterPurpose:adirectrelationshipPurpose:todeepenfriendshipContent:greetings,seeothermessagesRemark:fiveonehappy,happylife!
2 . 参考例句：Iknowit’sadifficultsituationLet’sfaceit,ok?
3 . Thistestisn’tthatimportantDon’ttakeittoheart安慰人的超级句子。
4 . On the subject of passing: Dishes go counterclockwise, but if someone to your left asks forsomething, you can hand it directly to him
5 . In Mexico, dining is more than a meal It&#;s a social occasion - lunches are rarelyquick and suppers can last for hours
6 . In China，rushing to pay as guest would be considered hypocritical
7 . Remember not to use the napkin to wipe noses of faces when eating with important customers
8 . I will tell you all the things I know about table manners
9 . ImaygototheairporttomeetherButthatdepends
10 . Do not take your seat till guests and elder people are seated
美国搞笑句子【五】
1 . 祝福你有劳有动，身体健壮;祝福你有快有乐，心情愉悦;祝福你有财有富，收入不错;祝福你有朋有友，一生富有。祝五一劳动节快乐!
2 . LabourDaytoourLabourusallspringreturns,Iwishyouahappyfamilyhappiness
3 . 卡特：你有很多粉丝啊？--队长：恩，多数岁以下。
4 . 五一劳动节快乐!
5 .
6 . Jack:I’mnotgoingtokidyouI’mserious
7 . Let&#;sgetstarted咱们开始干吧。
8 . When you excuse yourself to go to the restroom, just say "Please excuse me"
9 . Which is better-to send flowers to my hosts before or after a party?
10 . don&#;t ask for salt and pepper if it is not on the table "Asking for any kind ofseasoning or condiment" will offend the cook
美国搞笑句子【六】
1 . Don&#;t snap your napkin open or unfurl it showily like it&#;s an Olympic flag
2 . Icouldn’tbemoresure我再也肯定不过。
3 . Thisplacecomprisesthebulkofruralandsuburbanarea
4 . There are so many differences between Eastern and Western table manners
5 . David:doyoureallymeanit?
6 . If you&#;re seated at a table with eight or fewer guests, wait for everyone to be served and forthe hostess to begin eating before you dig in At a long banquet table, it&#;s OK to start whenseveral people are seated and served
7 . never discuss money or religion over dinner Going Dutch is considered "theheight of unsophistication"
8 . 劳动带给我们一切，有劳动，才有回报，才有收获!祝你劳动节快乐!
9 . I&#;mreallydead我真要累死了。
10 . 快乐在飞舞，合着轻松的节拍，邀你来共舞。趁着阳光明媚的时节，郊游踏青舒缓心情。朋友相思浓浓，五一来到，祝你快乐幸福!
美国搞笑句子【七】
1 . let’sgetstarted咱们开始干吧。劝导别人时说：Don’tjusttalkLet’sgetstarted
2 . a:whateverdecisionyou’regoingtomake,iambehindyou
3 . 美国中部的居民经常住在郊区的地方。
4 . When dining "family style" do you use the same table manners as when dining in a restaurant?
5 . 我以为你死了！我以为你狠锉…
6 . 囚犯：你有什么能力来带我们出去？--CA：我揍了希特勒多次。
7 . Afterthelaborofrestisthemostcomfortable,haha,let&#;senjoythewonderfulholiday!
8 . 太棒的句子了，我爱死它了。：）
9 . Iknowit&#;sadifficultsituationLet&#;sfaceit,OK?
10 . 放慢你的脚步，看看路边风景，太阳对你微笑，心情快乐真妙;擦擦脸上汗水，静静瞭望远方，欢乐对你招手，幸福浮上心田。祝你五一快乐，生活美好。
美国搞笑句子【八】
1 . Eastern and Western table manners are really different!
2 . Karin：Youquitthejob?Youarekidding
3 . 劳动是人类的幸福之源。
4 . When helping a woman pull her chair to the table, hold it and guide it Don&#;t shove it againstthe back of her legs
5 . Whenever you catch the eye of someone who&#;s eating, even a stranger, it&#;s goodmanners to say "provecho"， which means enjoy
6 . thatdepends看情况再说。(onsth
7 . It&#;sgettinglateWe&#;dbetterbeoff
8 . 即使自己要付出高昂代价，我也在所不惜。
9 . I&#;mnotgoingtokidyou我不是跟你开玩笑的。
10 . 我假如神盾局是为保护世人。
美国搞笑句子【九】
1 . 早起的鸟有虫吃。
2 . Thankyouforcontributiontothecompanyforthepastyear,IwishahappyMayDay,allthebest!
3 . Workisthegloriousdutyofeveryable-bodiedcitizen
4 . 祝天下所有像我一样的劳苦大众五一快乐!
5 . 这个说法也用来反映美国人的文化观念。
6 . Souping soup loudly is very rude
7 . Mindyou!请注意!听着!(也可仅用Mind。
8 . Workatordinarytimesbusy,crazyshoppingbeforeMayNotemptyhandsfull,treatyourselfnevermiss!
9 . Laborbringusall,thereislabor,istoreturn,nopains,nogains!Iwishyouahappylaborday!
10 . 五加一等于六，寓意大顺，我要祝你事业五加一，蒸蒸日上;爱情五加一，幸福到老;天天五加一，好运连连;一生五加一，永远快乐!五一快乐!