英语句子摘抄幽默（英语句子摘抄大全简短的）
英语句子摘抄幽默【一】
1 . 别说看到你了，就是想起你，也会淡淡的笑。
2 . 谁卑微了承诺，放肆了寂寞，又丢下了我。
3 . the worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can’t have them 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。
4 . constant dropping wears the stone(滴水穿石。
5 . 开心的时候要想起我，难受的时候要记得你还有我。
6 . Most of the girls’problem is remembering too much, while most of the boys’ problem is forgetting too soon大多数女孩子的问题是，她们记得的太多，而大多数男孩子的问题是，他们忘记得太快。
7 . maybe god wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人;在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
8 . 年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
9 . Dont say to see you, even think of you, will faint smile
10 . If you are not inside a house, you don not know about its leaking
英语句子摘抄幽默【二】
1 . Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover
2 . He that promises too much means nothing
3 . no man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。
4 . 时间教会我如何将那一字一句的不离不弃埋葬掉。
5 . 信念能移山。(精诚所至，金石为开。
6 . these are times of finer houses,but more broken homes; 现在的住房越来越精致，但我们也有了更多破碎的家庭；
7 . There is always a person to accompany you to the end of life, after many people
8 . The greatest pleasure of life is to find that the person who loves himself happens to love himself
9 . 如我爱你你爱的他都要走。同样犯不着哀求。
10 . it’s never too late to mend(过而能改，善莫大焉;亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。
英语句子摘抄幽默【三】
1 . Sense comes with age
2 . 那时候爱情还没有来得及淡却，而心已经苍老。
3 . don’t wait to be lonely, to recognize the value of a friend不要等到寂寞了，才明白朋友的价值。
4 . 冬天来了，春天还会远吗?
5 . When you are young, you may want several love experiences But as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be enough You need time to know, to forgive and to love All this needs a very big mind 年轻的时候会想要谈很多次恋爱，但是随着年龄的增长，终于领悟到爱一个人，就算用一辈子的时间，还是会嫌不够。慢慢地去了解这个人，体谅这个人，直到爱上为止，是需要有非常宽大的胸襟才行。
6 . Never judge by appearances
7 . 当青春遇上爱情，就像是水与火的相容。
8 . 下一站还未到，你我还要一直一直走下去。
9 . one may fall in love with many people during the lifetime when you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherishthe people you love
10 . Walk with your head high Look confident and be proud of who you are走路要抬头，透出自信，为自己自豪。
英语句子摘抄幽默【四】
1 . 为挚爱的人，在左边心口保留位置，是最幸福的事。
2 . Believe in yourself 相信你自己！
3 . the mist， like love， plays upon the heart of the hills and bring out surprises of beauty 雾，象爱情一样，在山峰的心上游戏，生出种种美丽的变幻。
4 . 人的欲望无止境。
5 . When youth meets love, it is like the compatibility of water and fire
6 . There is an age-old game that people like to play, called “As soon as you take things seriously, you lose” 人和人之间都很喜欢玩一个历久不衰的游戏，叫“你一认真你就输了”。
7 . At that time, love has not yet time to light, but the heart has been old
8 . Time taught me how to bury that word by word
9 . Tears in love, let time slowly bake
10 . Practice makes perfect
英语句子摘抄幽默【五】
1 . 艰难困苦出能人。
2 . 别在河流中间换马。
3 . Do one thing at a time, and do well一次只做一件事，做到最好！
4 . 活到老，学到老。
5 . it is universally acknowledged that trees are indispensable to us全世界都知道树木对我们是不可或缺的。
6 . When love is not madness, it is not love如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。
7 . Life is a span
8 . Knowledge makes humble, ignorance makes proud
9 . in doing we learn(实践长才干。
10 . 博学使人谦逊，无知使人骄傲。
英语句子摘抄幽默【六】
1 . all things are difficult before they are easy(凡事必先难后易。[放弃投机取巧的幻想。]
2 . think it over 好好想想…… we have much more food,but less nutrition; 我们有了更多的食物，但所能得到的营养却越来越少了来源
3 . Never forget to say "thanks" 永远不要忘了说“谢谢”！
4 . If you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weight-lifting; if you can hold something up but can never put it down,it’s called burden-bearing Pitifully, most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in love 举得起放得下的叫举重，举得起放不下的叫负重。可惜，大多数人的爱情，都是负重的。
6 . 失败乃成功之母。
7 . Do not change horses in mid-stream
8 . It is not I dont wanna talkBut many things are safer to left untold不是不想说话，而是有很多话讲不出来，放在心里会安全点。
9 . Home is where the heart is
10 . 好聚好散。
英语句子摘抄幽默【七】
1 . Nurture passes nature
2 . If I give up, not because I lost, but because I understand
3 . Journey of a thousand miles begins with single step
4 . 我不觉得人的心智成熟是越来越宽容涵盖，什么都可以接受。相反，我觉得那应该是一个逐渐剔除的过程，知道自己最重要的是什么，知道不重要的东西是什么。而后，做一个纯简的人。
5 . Sharp tools make good work
6 . One is never too old to learn
7 . 我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。
8 . 一生至少该有一次，为了某个人而忘了自己，不求有结果，不求同行，不求曾经拥有，甚至不求你爱我。只求在我最美的年华里，遇到你。
9 . Desire has no rest
10 . 我知道我的未来不是梦。
英语句子摘抄幽默【八】
1 . Haste makes waste
2 . Be confident with yourself and stop worrying what other people think Do whats best for your future happiness!对自己要自信，别再管其它人怎么想了。为了未来幸福全力以赴吧!
3 . 爱情里流过的眼泪让时间慢慢去烘培。
4 . 如果你为了错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了
5 . Virtue and happiness are mother and daugher
6 . to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world 对于世界而言，你是一个人;但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。爱情…在指缝间承诺 指缝…在爱情下交缠
7 . If we are all children, we can stay where time is
8 . 一次只做一件事，做到最好!
9 . 我们每个人都生活在各自的过去中，人们会用一分钟的时间去认识一个人，用一小时的时间去喜欢一个人，再用一天的时间去爱上一个人，到最后呢，却要用一辈子的时间去忘记一个人。
10 . Life is a kind of pressure We should learn to prop up ourselves 人生是一种承受，我们要学会支撑自己。
英语句子摘抄幽默【九】
1 . All things come to those who wait苍天不负有心人。
2 . 人生最大的愉悦，是发现自我爱的人正好也爱自我。
3 . Crouch down, hold your knees when you are depressedForgive others and yourself郁闷的时候蹲下来抱抱自己，原谅别人也原谅自己。
4 . we have multiplied out possessions,but reduced out values; 我们拥有的财富倍增，但其价值却减少了。
5 . 幸福，不是长生不老，不是大鱼大肉，不是权倾朝野。幸福是每一个微小的生活愿望达成。当你想吃的时候有得吃，想被爱的时候有人来爱你。
6 . I know that my future is not just a dream
7 . Take a detour and see the things you might not have seen绕道走走看，看看你可能从没看过的风景。
8 . 不在屋里，不知漏雨。(亲身经历才有体会。
9 . Its cold, wear more, I cant give you hugs and I dont want you to take medicine
10 . 对不起，我忘了，你已经不再需要我了。