考研搞笑短句子（调侃考研的搞笑句子）
考研搞笑短句子【一】
1 . 那个车站的男孩子挺俊的，于是我跑到他身边抓起他手上的薯片撒腿就跑
2 . 在QQ上吵架，拼的不是脏话的积累，而是打字的速度。
3 . lets take cars for example they not only pollute the air in cities, but make them crowded furthermore, they are responsible for a lot of traffic accidents the noise made by cars disturbs the residents living on both sides of streets all day and night
4 . Previous explanations of the rising divorce rate in China are simply untenable The fact is that many marriages were simply based on convenience and wives are no longer willing to accept the abusive domineering attitudes of husbands
5 . there is much discussion over science and technology one of the questions under debate is whether traditional technology and methods are bound to die out when a country begins to develop modern science and technology关于科学技术存在许多争论，其中一个问题是当国家发展现代科学技术时，传统的技术方法是否可能会消亡?
6 . 对于一般人来说，他们常常以为掌握英语就意味着一份好的工作，然而这是真的吗?
7 . 忽然发现自从我配了眼镜就不敢出门了。
8 . 贵不能淫，贫贱不能移，威武不能屈。--孟子·滕文公
9 . 时间是如此珍贵，我们不能浪费它。
10 . 你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得更清楚。我曾经听人说过，当你不能够再拥有，你唯一可以做的，就是令自己不要忘记。
考研搞笑短句子【二】
1 . 毫无疑问，需求的增长导致了价格的上涨。
2 . 打你就打你，还要挑日子吗?
3 . 人有悲欢离合，月有阴晴圆缺。--宋·苏轼·水调歌头
4 . “知道男生为什么要比女生高吗?”“因为上帝知道男生要向自己媳妇低头!”
5 . 夜晚只有龇牙才能找到我！
6 . 近些年，父母要求他们的孩子接受额外的教育呈增长的势头。
7 . 我这个人物还没有解锁。
8 . 穿条裙子出去，别人以为我还穿了黑丝。
9 . 尽管现代科学技术已经证明了这些方法是愚昧的，然而在许多偏僻的地方，仍有成千上万的人们在使用这些方法。
10 . 你要走，我不拦你，你要死，我帮你！
考研搞笑短句子【三】
1 . “我每天都会想你一次然后每次都会给自己一巴掌所以我脸胖了”
2 . 让我在这里低调的喊一句，你的过去我来不及参与，你的未来打死我也不想参与了。
3 . 打死我也不说，你们还没使美人计呢!
4 . furthermore, students living in their own home would have access to a comfortable life and have more opportunities to communicate with their parents, which have beneficial impact on development of their personal character
5 . In the second place, from psychological aspect, the majority of children seem to tend to have an unfavorable attitude toward additional educational activities
6 . 家长把好的学习习惯强加给孩子没有错，但是，他们这么做不能以抑制儿童的正常发展为代价。
7 . 许多人存在这样的误解，认为离开学校就意味着结束了他们的教育。显然，他们忽视了教育是人生重要部分这一基本事实。
8 . 喜欢晚上出门，一种飘移的感觉。
9 . 女人不要以为长的好就可以不念书，男人不要以为书念得好就可以长得难看。
10 . it is desirable to build more hospitals, shopping centers, recreation centers, cinemas and other public facilities to meet the growing needs of people
考研搞笑短句子【四】
1 . 作业，你又滚回来了，你可以在滚一次么，离我远远的。
2 . 凡事预则立，不预则废。--礼记·中庸
3 . 人们普遍认为高校是不可能在毕业的时候教会他们的学生所有知识的。
4 . 你穿的很危险，但长得很安全。
5 . Despite many obvious advantages of bicycle, it is not without its problem
6 . 抢得走的东西，就不是东西。
7 . 声称进入中国市场会给外国公司带来立即获利的途径是非常错误的，事实已经一次次地证明了这一点。进入中国的关键在于“广阔的潜在市场”这一说法以及为了回报愿意等待多久。
8 . 我们都是单翅膀的天使，只有拥抱着才能飞翔。
9 . 近些年，国际旅游的问题引起了广泛关注。
10 . 苟非吾之所有，非一毫而莫取。
考研搞笑短句子【五】
1 . 人无远虑，必有近忧。--《论语·卫灵公》
2 . Parents are not wrong in enforcing good study habits, but they must not do so at the expense of stifling normal child development
3 . 为什么超人喜欢内裤外穿呢？因为你穿里面了谁知道你是超人？
4 . 生命中，不斷的有人離開或進入。于是，看見的，看不見了;記住的，遺忘了。生命中，不斷的有得到和失落。于是，看不見的，看見了;遺忘的，記住了。然而看不見的，是不是等于不存在?記住的，是不是永遠不會消失?
5 . 通过以上讨论，我们可以得出如下结论：尽管家长想亲自照看孩子的愿望是可以理解的，但是这样做的缺点远大于优点。
6 . For lack of distinct culture, some places will not attract tourists any more Consequently, the fast rise in number of foreign tourists may eventually lead to the decline of local tourism
7 . In view of such serious situation, environmental tools of transportation like bicycle are more important than any time before
8 . from what has been discussed above, i firmly believe that time will prove that traditional technology and methods would die out with the development of modern science and technology the maintenance of the traditionaltechnology and methods is futile
9 . 谁若烧了我姐妹的`天堂，我定炖了她人的翅膀。
10 . From what has been discussed above, we may safely draw the conclusion that, although extra studies indeed enjoy many obvious advantages, its disadvantages shouldnt be ignored and far outweigh its advantages It is absurd to force children to take extra studies after school
考研搞笑短句子【六】
1 . 别回头，哥恋的只是你的背影。
2 . 跟朋友关灯视频朋友一度认为他家电脑黑屏了。
3 . 坎坷之身须怀壮志之情，穷困之境应无颓唐之意。
4 . 第二点，许多传统技术方法已经过时，应被现代科技所取代。
5 . 世上本没有帅哥，科技高了，自然便有了。
6 . “你蹲着数瓶盖的样子有点可爱想给你一个backhug”
7 . 牛粪终归是牛粪，上锅蒸了也不会变成香饽饽。
8 . 别紧张，我又不是什么好人。
9 . although many people tend to live under the illusion that traditional technology and methods are still playing extremely important role in peoples life, an increasingevidences show that it is less useful than many people think尽管许多人保持着传统观念，认为传统技术方法在人们生活中仍发挥着重要作用，但是越来越多的证据显示它并没有人们想象的有用。
10 . 奋斗的双脚在踏碎自己的温床时，却开拓了一条创造之路。
考研搞笑短句子【七】
1 . 男儿何不带吴钩，收取关山五十州。--唐·李贺·南国
2 . 买一瓶矿泉水，喝了一口骂“假的！“怎么假的？它兑水了！
3 . 通过以上讨论，我们可以得出结论，寄宿学校和日制学校对我们社会培养年轻学生都是重要的。
4 . 尽管自行车有许多明显的优点，但是它也存在它的问题。
5 . This issue has caused wide public concern
6 . According to a recent survey, a growing number of people express a strong desire to take another job or spend more time on their job in order to get more money to support their family
7 . 世上只有一句话骗我一千万遍我也会相信，那就是：老师来了!
8 . Bicycle cant be compared with other means of transportation like car and train for speed and comfort
9 . Moreover, children will have less time to play and communicate with their peers due to extra studies, consequently, it is difficult to develop and cultivate their character and interpersonal skills They may become more solitary and even suffer from certain mental illness
10 . 从上面我所提到的，我们可以清楚地看到，电视暴力对青少年的影响是极其深远的。