文案英文短句搞笑（超酷英文文案短句）
文案英文短句搞笑【一】
1 . Do not change horses in mid-stream
2 . , life gives you an ordinary and precious gift, this is the youth Wish you enthusiasm, hard work to return to life!
3 . In graduation photo above, we laugh more beautiful
4 . One never lose anything by politeness
5 . 时光静好，陪你长大，粑粑麻麻永远爱你。
6 . 每天和爱人在一起说说话，看看电视，陪陪孩子和家人在一起有甜蜜的笑容这就是幸福。
7 . 也许一个转身，真的是永远恴别离毕业赠言。
8 . The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却远在天边。
9 . Love is not a matter of counting the days It&#;s making the days count爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。
10 . 所有的悲伤，总会留下一丝欢乐的线索。所有的遗憾，总会留下一处完美的角落。我在冰封的深海，找寻希望的缺口。却在午夜惊醒时，蓦然瞥见绝美的月光。(几米
文案英文短句搞笑【二】
1 . 不需要你的認同，我就是我。
2 . Friends, goodbye! Friends, treasure! Running water in a hurry, time in a hurry, only the hearts of love forever
3 . I know it’s a lie what you keep inside 我知道那只是谎言，到底有什么藏在你的内心深处？
4 . 看着毕业照，好想哭。
5 . , the secret of success lies in the goal of perseverance
6 . 偶已心有所属，纵是孤栖独宿，亦不随波逐流，有负公子美意，再见还是朋友。
7 . Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。
8 . No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won‘t make you cry 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你流泪的人不会让你哭泣。
9 . If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away If he doesn&#;t, nothing can make him stay-----如果他爱你，没人能妨碍他靠近；如果他忘情，谁也无力阻止他离去。
10 . Sloth tarnishes the edge of wit懒散能磨去才智的锋芒。
文案英文短句搞笑【三】
1 . Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候。
2 . 我也并不是总舍不得你走，只是总想看见你的笑容，听你的笑声。
3 . Affairs that are done by due degrees are soon ended按部就班，事情很快就做完。
4 . 做许多事情的捷径就是一次只做一件事。
5 . 只要有时间，我就和孩子呆在一起，陪陪孩子聊聊天，做一个忠实的粉丝，分享孩子学习，生活的快乐，觉得是一件很幸福的事情。
6 . 诗人北岛获布朗大学荣誉文学博士学位(Doctor of Letters / 北岛：卑鄙是卑鄙者的通行证，高尚是高尚者的墓志铭 Baseness is the passport of the base; nobility is the epitaph of the noble
7 . Let the right one in Let the old dreams die Let the wrong ones go让适合的人走进你的生活吧，让旧梦逝去吧，让不合适的那个离开吧。
8 . I need him like I need the air to breathe我需要他，正如我需要呼吸空气。
9 . Business neglected is business lost忽视职业便是放弃职业。
10 . We shake hands firmly with both hands, let the feeling in the hands gently brushed, sharing an unforgettable warmth
文案英文短句搞笑【四】
1 . An apple a day keeps the doctor away
2 . 一日一个苹果，身体健康不求医。
3 . 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见。
4 . Tell me you are mine I&#;ll be yours through all the years, till the end of time请告诉我你是我的。岁岁年年，我都属于你，永远永远。
5 . 我对自己要求很低:我活在世上,无非要明白些道理,遇见些有趣的事。倘能如愿,一生就算成功(王小波 I don&#;t demand too much of myself: life is little more than figuring out a few philosophies and coming across something interesting If that desire is fulfilled, my life will be a triumph
6 . That day we graduated, each to their own goals and efforts to develop, and make us like the parallel lines will not be the intersection of the
7 . Bad times make a good man
8 . Sometimes you have to do whats best for yourself, no matter what anybody else thinks 有时候，你得做自己最应应该做的事情！
9 . 愿我的宝贝永远在爱的海洋里遨游，在幸福的天空翱翔，平安快乐--永恒。
10 . I just need someone who will never abandon me 我只是需要一个永远不会放弃我的人。
文案英文短句搞笑【五】
1 . , the bird your wing, people are aspiring Determined to be the cause of the door, confidence is the starting point of the cause
2 . The wealth of the mind is the only wealth
3 . Wit once bought is worth twice taught由经验而得的智慧，胜于学习而得的智慧;一次亲身的体会，胜过两次的教师教导。
4 . 我渴望的幸福是：读许多书，养几只猫狗，种很多花，和父母在一起，陪孩子们长大。
5 . I will be in constant search for my soulmate in the endless sea of crowd Fortune favors me if I could find her and destiny plays its part if I couldn&#;t
6 . Some things, you know, but you don&#;t even know that有些东西，自己懂就好，但就怕连自己都不懂。
7 . 时光静好，这辈子最想做好的事就是陪你一起长大
8 . Action is the proper fruit of knowledge行动是知识之佳果。
9 . Life is real, life is earnest
10 . I like the subtle taste of tea that last long after a sipThe subtle bitter is what it is meant to be
文案英文短句搞笑【六】
1 . With the wonder of your love, the sun above always shines拥有你美丽的爱情，太阳就永远明媚。
2 . A common danger causes common action
3 . 大学生活固然五彩缤纷，但它只是你远航中的一个港湾；而你人生的内容是--港湾之外的征服。
4 . 别在河流中间换马。
5 . The shortest answer is doing the thing最简短的回答就是一个“干”字。
6 . Wisdom is to the mind what health is to the body知识之于精神，一如健康之于肉体。
7 . The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams 未来属于那些相信梦想之美的人。----埃莉诺·罗斯福
8 . 老头子恋爱听说像老房子着了火，烧起来没有救的。（钱钟书《围城》）An old man&#;s love was said to be like an old house set ablaze Once it started burning, there was no saving it
9 . In for a penny, in for a pound做事一开头，就要做到底;一不做，二不休。
10 . 浪费时间就是掠夺自己。
文案英文短句搞笑【七】
1 . 第一个两位数生日第一次在家庆祝，亲爱的大儿子生日快乐！虽然有时候“烦”你“怒”你，不变的是爱你！时光静好，陪你长大
2 . 小朋友一周岁生日快乐，明天就是你的生日了，时光静好，陪你长大，愿你此生尽兴，赤诚善良。好好学习，天天向上。
3 . Never tell anybody outside the family what you&#;re thinking // A friend should always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults // Never hate your enemies It clouds your judgment // A man who doesn&#;t spend time with his family can never be a real man
4 . Goodbye, student ID card
5 . I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what&#;s going to happen, or who I&#;m going to meet, where I&#;m going to wind up 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的，不知会遇见什么人，会有什么样的结局。--《Titanic》
6 . The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart
7 . I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you
8 . Opportunity is like a silver swallow, often fly to our window lattice; opportunities like bells, always echoed in our roof Just need to use our eyes to catch, with the ears to listen
9 . , determined to be successful, has been successful in half
10 . Never regret a day in your life Good days give you happiness and bad days give you experience
文案英文短句搞笑【八】
1 . 公事公办。
2 . 我们赢得起，输的起，有什么可怕的！
3 . That there&#;s some good in this world, and it&#;s worth fighting for这世上一定存在着善良，值得我们奋战到底。
4 . Time passed quickly and quickly, so I can&#;t feel it, nothing can catch up with it
5 . 一次只做一件事，做到最好!
6 . The only present love demands is love爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。
7 . Difficult the first time, easy the second
8 . Everybody’s business is nobody’s business众人的事就是无人过问的事。
9 . You make my heart我的心因你而笑。
10 . , may you think of this golden key, to open the door of doubt, broke into the creation of the hall