讽刺的英文文案短句（讽刺人性自私的文案英语）
讽刺的英文文案短句【一】
1 . 我三天前去过那儿。
2 . 不是每一次努力都会有收获，但是，每一次收获都必须努力，这是一个不公平的不可逆转的命题。（张爱玲） It is an unfair yet irreversible truth that not every effort is rewarded yet every reward requires effort
3 . During the whole life, you will regret for two things:one is that you don&#;t get the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy
4 . 每当你抱着我，在我怀里满足的睡去，我觉得世间其他均是浮云，只想一直这么陪你慢慢长大。时光静好，有你便满足。～心儿成长记
5 . Dear, Say goodbye to the pain of fleeing day by day, panic minute by minute, alarm second by second! Please! Please! Please![哈哈]
6 . 只有在日常生活中尽责的人才会在重大时刻尽责。
7 . 这钢笔不好写。
8 . , everyone has a person&#;s temper, each person also has the color of each person
9 . Sometimes you have to do whats best for yourself, no matter what anybody else thinks 有时候，你得做自己最应应该做的事情！
10 . Facing day to day anymore and forgotten，a sense of loss lonely tears fell to say goodbye to the ferry left。
讽刺的英文文案短句【二】
1 . 原来你的那些承诺，只是随便说说。
2 . 属于你的，没人能拿走；能拿走的，都不属于你，更好的一定会到来。
3 . Do not have too many irons in the fire
4 . Explained so much, but it’s like I am blaming that you don’t understand
5 . 英雄所见略同。
6 . This pen doesn&#;t write well
7 . Even in darkness, it is possible to create light即使在黑暗中，也能创造光明。
8 . 人，早晚要习惯孤独，没有谁会把你当宝护着。
9 . Don&#;t waste your time on a man/woman, who isn&#;t willing to waste their time on you
10 . A guest should suit the convenience of the host
讽刺的英文文案短句【三】
1 . 先入为主。
2 . All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy只工作，不玩耍，聪明小孩也变傻。
3 . 我好久没见到你了。
4 . , to afford something that you like, to get where you want to go, will not be because of the quality of life lost or coming around, but it will be more natural because of spending money, which is why we should work harder
5 . 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。
6 . 他用枪把狮子打死了。
7 . 写给小宝宝的祝福语：我祝福小宝宝健康成长。快乐幸福。将来一定事业有成。
8 . 你想得真周到。
9 . 浪费时间就是掠夺自己。
10 . 知音，能有一两个已经很好了，实在不必太多。朋友之乐，贵在那份踏实的信赖。(三毛 It’s delightful to have just one or two bosom friends in life The delight lies in the mutual trust which makes you feel secure
讽刺的英文文案短句【四】
1 . , remember to forget, don&#;t cry and live in the past, don&#;t be so naive, headstrong; a person, to live up
2 . She dressed herself hastily
3 . 惟你欢颜笑语，伴我漫漫长途有所依。
4 . there with a sign
5 . 工欲善其事，必先利其器。
6 . Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be rateful
7 . Don&#;t forget the past when you are successful; don&#;t forget the future when you fail
8 . You can&#;t judge a tree by its bark
9 . There’s hope beyond the pain 痛苦之后，还有希望。
10 . 习惯成自然。
讽刺的英文文案短句【五】
1 . I have never seen the movie
2 . 情话听过就算了吧，情人散了就忘了吧。
3 . 做许多事情的捷径就是一次只做一件事。
4 . The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却远在天边。
5 . 等待你的关心，等到我关上了心。
6 . I loved you。I leave you。I’ll miss you。
7 . 感，就要感性；如果没有感性，就要理性；如果没有理性，就要有自知之明；如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
8 . Life would be too smooth if it had no rubs in it
9 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知道谁会喜欢上你的笑容。
10 . I’m tired of people who judge me without knowing my history。