用英文念起来很搞笑的句子（刚学了几句英文搞笑句子）
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【一】
1 . 每小节，心跳触动，想传到你胸口。
2 . 本人在过去十年在商界担任人事部主任迄今。
3 . Men love from overlooking while women love from looking upIf love isa mountain, then if men go up, more women they will see while womenwill see fewer men
4 . Look into my eyes, you will see what you mean to me
5 . Don&#;t forget the things you once you ownedTreasure the things you can&#;t getDon&#;t give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in memory
6 . I am just leaving school, and am eighteen years of age
7 . 孤独是空气，你呼吸着它而感觉到自己存在。
8 . Do something about it / Dont just sit there
9 . One today is worth two tomorrows（一个今天胜似两个明天。）
10 . 喜悦是平静。和一次长长呼吸同样，无声柔软。
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【二】
1 . 就像醉了一样，连呼吸都遗忘。
2 . 这句话可是用来形容美女的哦!比如，今天去健身房，我看到一个很美很美的女孩，我就会跟我的同学说Shes really a babe要特别注意 babe 跟 baby 虽然只有一个字母之差，意思上却相差十万八千里。你千万不要说成Oh! I like the baby，那你很有可能被人家当成恋童癖的。
3 . reduction of fraction
4 . 请记住，阻挡你的障碍必有其原因!这道墙并不是为了阻止我们，这道墙让我们有机会展现自己有多想达到这目标。这道墙是为了阻止那些不够渴望的人，它们是为了阻挡那些不够热爱的人而存在的。
5 . I am twenty years of age, and am anxious to settle down to office work
6 . reduce a fraction to its lowest terms
7 . Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm（无热情成就不了伟业。）
8 . 过了做梦年纪，便不再做梦了。可是爱情，是一辈子事。
9 . 生命中，不断地有人进入或离开。于是，看见的，看不见了;记住的，遗忘了。
10 . 看看在那边的女孩。
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【三】
1 . So what
2 . Those who used to say never separated, have scattered in the horizon
3 . 我可以不呼吸空气，但没有你我根本无法呼吸。
4 . How can I forget the bitterness you gave me
5 . Cry me a sad river
6 . 朋友朋友，我们最后定位，疏离得我都好想流泪。
7 . I am twenty years of age, and have been employed for the last two years by the Green Trees Co, in teh general clerical work of the office
8 . 只是一天离开了你，你就狼狈得像是一个只需要我安慰孩子。
9 . Remember, the brick walls are there for a reasonThe brick walls are not there to keep us outThe brick walls are there to give us a chance to show how badly we want sometingBecause the brick walls are there to stop the people who don&#;t want it badly enoughThey&#;re there to stop the other people—-Randy Frederick Pausch
10 . And who will take care of all his life, it is more than a heavy burden So it&#;s not self reliant
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【四】
1 . Since my graduation from the school two years ago, I have been employed in teh Green Hotel as a cashier
2 . 人生若只如初见，我情愿那个人不是你，我苦等那个人还在来路上。
3 . Save water Shower with your girlfriend要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。
4 . Dream is not luxury, just take the first step bravely
5 . Lifeless, faultless（只有死人才不犯错误。）
6 . To mature is experience, not years
7 . There will always be people who’ll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting,just be careful 生活中总会有伤害你的人，所以你仍然需要继续相信别人，只是小心些而已。
8 . 本人曾经前后五年被受雇于出口贸易公司。
9 . Any thing, the answer, in a hurry to find, missing is the quiet time of the years
10 . You said you didn&#;t want to have a day to let me know, you are so good to him
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【五】
1 . 我们一路上兴致勃勃地旅行参观，当夕阳西下时，才恋恋不舍地离开。
2 . There is no percentage in it
3 . Because of the dream, so brave of choice, they only trials and hardships
4 . Joy is calm And a long breath the same, silent soft
5 . There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
6 . Do it yourself then
7 . From small beginning come great things（伟大始于渺小。）
8 . It’s never too late to mend（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）
9 . Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。
10 . 耍阴招
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【六】
1 . 离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。
2 . 或许有一天我们都老了，但是我还是记得当初你让我心动样子。
3 . 我今年岁，已在目前的职位工作两年，兹为寻找更上一层楼，准备离开此职位。
4 . 晚上，我们在家一起高歌忐忑，飞一般感觉。
5 . 人活着，总是要得罪一些人，就要看那些人是否值得得罪。
6 . Eternity is not a distance but a decision永远不是一种距离,而是一种决定。
7 . If life only as first, I would like that person is not you, I am waiting for the person who is still on the way
8 . You and what army 你和哪一路人马啊
9 . 只要和你在一起，没有什么不可以，让我一生一世呵护你。
10 . 你有何不满?/你有什么话要说吗?
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【七】
1 . One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange musicThen one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already gone
2 . Love, until after the injury is always sorry, even if you don&#;t feel me
3 . Passing scenery, there is no one for you to have a good collection
4 . Death can only take life, can not take away the traces of the soul
5 . If a woman is not sexy, she needs emotion; if she is not emotional, she needs reason; if she is not reasonable, she has to know herself clearlycoz only she has is misfortune
6 . Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。
7 . 有一个人让我觉得很安心，所以想要依靠他，而另一个人让我觉得很孤单，所以想要拥抱他
8 . 变成浆状,成纸浆 [软块]
9 . At night, we sing together at home ill, the general feeling of flying
10 . Im counting on you / Youre my only hope。就指望你了。
用英文念起来很搞笑的句子【八】
1 . 有些路，无论繁华与落寞注定都要一个人走。
2 . So remember, you owe me one day, I&#;ll make you a thousand times more than a thousand times
3 . 我只好强制自己忘记你，当你已经和我没有关系。
4 . I am nineteen years of age, female and have had two years‘ experience in a company‘s delivery office
5 . Dont push me around 不要摆布我。
6 . The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can&#;t have them
7 . Like the meeting of the seagulls and the waves we meet and come nearThe seagulls fly off, the waves roll away and we depart
8 . 别装傻了
9 . chick 这个字代表的就是女孩子，一般是用来指女孩或者年轻的女人。它和girl 是可以交互使用的。例如，她是个十四岁的女孩。就是She is a fourteen-year-old chick。
10 . To reduce in rank;demote