恶搞英文文案短句（搞笑文案简短有深意英语）
恶搞英文文案短句【一】
1 . 我们用双手紧紧地握别，让感觉在手中轻轻撩过，共享一份难忘的温馨……
2 . 世界上对勇气的最大考验是忍受失败而不丧失信心。
3 . 好学近乎知，力行近乎仁，知耻近乎勇。To be fond of learning is akin to knowledge To practice with vigor is akin to benevolence To possess the feeling of shame is akin to courage （Confucius）
4 . We don&#;t cry after graduation But disappointing tears still fall down
5 . Sit at the same table first, this summer, we do not graduate
6 . He that will not work shall not eat不工作者不得食。
7 . People who truly loved once are far more likely to love again 真爱过的人很难再恋爱
8 . 知音，能有一两个已经很好了，实在不必太多。朋友之乐，贵在那份踏实的信赖。(三毛 It’s delightful to have just one or two bosom friends in life The delight lies in the mutual trust which makes you feel secure
9 . Youth doesn&#;t reason, it acts The old man reasons and would like to make the others act in his place ——青春不问理由，只有行动。只有年老的人才会思索，并希望人人安分。
10 . 没有不长杂草的花园。
恶搞英文文案短句【二】
1 . 我曾经七次鄙视自己的灵魂——．它本可进取，却故作谦卑；．它空虚时，用爱欲来填充；．困难和容易之间，它选择容易；．它犯错，却借由别人来宽慰自己；．它自由软弱，却认为是生命的坚韧；．它鄙夷一张丑恶的嘴脸，却不知那是自己面具中的一副；．它在生活污泥中，虽不甘心，却又畏首畏尾。
2 . 下辈子再上大学，一定找一所晚上点不熄灯的。
3 . Life is like music It must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule
4 . 海内存知己，天涯若比邻。
5 . 青春的脚印留在校园的小路上，笑语欢歌留在花坛的馨香中……母校的每一个角落，都珍藏着我们的友情，弥漫着我们的幻想。
6 . 大家非常喜欢听你讲的故事。
7 . In the push up time, can occasionally remember once together soy sauce and soy sauce which friends shop
8 . 时光静好，陪你长大，粑粑麻麻永远爱你。
9 . They who cannot do as they would, must do as they can(wwwshuoshuokongorg不能如愿而行，也须尽力而为。
10 . In life divided into two episodes, the first is "hesitance-free", while the second is "regret-free"——若将人生一分为二，前半段叫“不犹豫”，后半段叫“不后悔”。
恶搞英文文案短句【三】
1 . 不爱一个人却想嫁给他，这是现实。爱一个人却不能嫁给他，这是无奈。生活和爱情往往不在一条轨道上，最后能令你愉快的，不是因为爱情，而是因为适合。但以上这些，都是软弱姑娘的借口而已。真正彪悍的女子，是可以硬生生把爱人改造成适合的人。没错，爱他，就调教他吧。
2 . You got me feeling crazy 你令我快要发疯了 You know my loneliness is only kept for you, my sweet songs are only sung for you如果活着，是上帝赋予我最大的使命，那么活者有你，将会是上帝赋予我使命的恩赐
3 . Contemptible Soul:faking humility where it should be aggressive;seeking sensual pleasures when empty;slipping into the easy in face of the difficult; self-comforting when erroneous;labeling weakness as tenacity of life in self-deceit;yielding,though unwillingly,to the muddy life
4 . If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away If he doesn&#;t, nothing can make him stay-----如果他爱你，没人能妨碍他靠近；如果他忘情，谁也无力阻止他离去。
5 . Life is real, life is earnest
6 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知道谁会喜欢上你的笑容。
7 . I’m ready for any challenge 我已经准备好应付任何挑战
8 . 最糟糕的感觉，莫过于不知道应该等待还是放弃。
9 . Wasting time is robbing oneself
10 . 解释得太多就像我在怪你不懂我
恶搞英文文案短句【四】
1 . Because of you, the winter will have a romantic, everything is very warm。因为有你，这个冬天就有了浪漫，一切都很温暖。
2 . Do not change horses in mid-stream
3 . , "read a million volumes, write if God" - to "break the volume and take its God", then the composition of the road to carry on
4 . Sow nothing, reap nothing
5 . Fenglin of leaves falling, we have have a number of memories Wave the maple leaf, will bring us a very beautiful state
6 . Don not take people&#;s care for granted No matter how much they love you, people get tired eventually
7 . Opportunity is like a silver swallow, often fly to our window lattice; opportunities like bells, always echoed in our roof Just need to use our eyes to catch, with the ears to listen
8 . 每个人的心里，有多么长的一个清单，这些清单里写着多少美好的事，可是，它们总是被推迟，被搁置，在时间的阁楼上腐烂。为什么勇气的问题总是被误以为是时间的问题，而那些沉重抑郁的不得已的，总是被叫做生活本身。（刘瑜）
9 . Your dream is not what you find in your sleep but what makes you not sleep ------ 所谓梦想，不是你睡觉时梦到了什么，而是想到了什么令你激动得没法睡觉。
10 . 每当你抱着我，在我怀里满足的睡去，我觉得世间其他均是浮云，只想一直这么陪你慢慢长大。时光静好，有你便满足。～心儿成长记
恶搞英文文案短句【五】
1 . 人生是美好的，但要学会如何享用美好的生活。
2 . 点半一下子蹦起来，忘记了还要去学校，等洗牙完才发现，已经毕业了。
3 . 我欲与君相知, 长命无绝衰。山无陵, 江水为竭, 冬雷震震, 夏雨雪, 天地合, 乃敢与君绝。I shall love you to the end of time!Till mountains crumble,streams run dry,thunder r
4 . I miss you so much already and I haven&#;t even left yet!尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想!
5 . There will always be one or two people will be robbed of your ready to grab the lens
6 . All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy只工作，不玩耍，聪明小孩也变傻。
7 . Don&#;t let your past dictate who you are, but let it be part of who you will become 别让过去主宰现在的你，要让这些点滴都成就未来的你。
8 . The heart that once truly loves never forgets真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。
9 . East or west, home is the best
10 . 友谊是一首无字的歌，在你淡淡的季节里开一树美丽的花，在深深浅浅的脚印里，为你不退的步伐奏一曲动人的华尔兹。年年岁岁，岁岁年年。
恶搞英文文案短句【六】
1 . Your smiling at me is my daily dose of magic你嫣然的微笑是我每日享受到的魅力。
2 . What is a man&#;s first duty? The answer is brief: To be himself。----Henrik Ibsen 一个人的首要职责是什么？很简单：做自己
3 . Maybe a turn, it is always stainless parting graduates
4 . , ambition, is the noble behavior of the bud; with perseverance to sprinkle, it blossom!
5 . 心灵最高尚的人，也总是最勇敢的人。
6 . Guys flirt with the dangerous girls， but they don’t bring them home They marry the good girls男人喜欢跟坏女孩调情，但不会把她们娶回家，男人只会娶好女孩。
7 . 时光静好，陪你长大，我的大女孩！
8 . 一次只做一件事，做到最好!
9 . and yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall
10 . 要毕业了，想到再看不见那些甜甜的酒窝，心就莫名的失落。
恶搞英文文案短句【七】
1 . If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,than I wish we had never encountered
2 . 人最好的朋友是自己的十个手指。
3 . Explained so much, but it’s like I am blaming that you don’t understand
4 . The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can‘t have them 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却远在天边。
5 . The wealth of the mind is the only wealth
6 . What may be done at any time will be done at no time在任何时候都可做的事情，总是在任何时候都不做的事情。
7 . Meet is a greeting, break up is a blessing!
8 . 相逢又告别，归帆又离岸，是往日欢乐的终结，未来幸福的开端。
9 . , do not despair because of the boat and discouraged, to see you in this era of color, much more rich than you think, you can make the choice than you think much more
10 . Take away love, and our earth is a tomb没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。