中英文搞笑说说（英文短句搞笑说说）

中英文搞笑说说【一】

1 . Love the neighbor But don‘t get caught要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

2 . A few years of University, long experience, but also long hair

3 . never in love or they still are 如果分手的恋人还能做朋友，要不从没爱过，要不还在爱着。

4 . 有没有那样一种永远，永远永远不改变。

5 . We always ignore the ones who adore us and adore the ones who ignore us 我们总是忽视喜欢我们的人，而喜欢忽视我们的人

6 . If you choose to build a wall around your heart, make it low enough for love to climb over

7 . Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple

8 . Looked at graduation photos, really want to cry

9 . It actually took all my luck to meet you for just a moment in my lifetime 在有生的瞬间能遇到你，竟花光所有运气。

10 . 有没有人像我一样，思念不该思念的人

中英文搞笑说说【二】

1 . Time passed quickly and quickly, so I can&#;t feel it, nothing can catch up with it

2 . Happy a little bit more every day, happy a little bit more, is the best return

3 . 朋友，再会！朋友，珍重！流水匆匆，岁月匆匆，唯有支情永存心中。

4 . Do not let yesterday too much of today不要让太多昨天占据你的今天。

5 . Fenglin of leaves falling, we have have a number of memories Wave the maple leaf, will bring us a very beautiful state

6 . 同桌至上，这个夏天，我们不毕业。

7 . 忍不了痛苦，就见不到幸福

8 . 要毕业了，说好了不许哭哦，哭的是小狗哦，要分开了，发誓了不准忘记哦，忘记的是小猪。

9 . 下辈子再上大学，一定找一所晚上点不熄灯的。

10 . In graduation photo above, we laugh more beautiful

中英文搞笑说说【三】

1 . I look not beautiful but I have to do my own我长得不美，但是我一直做我自己。

2 . 亲爱的自己,不要想那些不该想的人

3 . Retaining a childish heart is a matter of pride

4 . 学到东西，是一种礼物。哪怕，教你学习的老师叫做疼痛。

5 . 相逢又告别，归帆又离岸，是往日欢乐的终结，未来幸福的开端。

6 . its halloween time to dress up in your spookiest best and grab all the fun! hope its lit up with smiles for you! happy halloween!

7 . Many things, it is to should be passes years precipitation will gradually becoming clearer许多事情，都是要经过岁月的沉淀才会逐渐清晰起来。

8 . Destroy the torture you毁掉那些折磨你的东西

9 . Better late than never（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）

10 . It&#;s an amazing feeling to realize how one person who was once just a stranger suddenly meant the world to you 很奇妙的一种感觉是，曾经的陌生人，突然之间成为了你的整个世界。

中英文搞笑说说【四】

1 . The sun also rises太阳照常升起。

2 . Graduation photos, and not our brilliant smile Because we are about to separate

3 . 如果你看到麻烦从路上向你走来，有一点可以确定，在触到你以前，它们十有八九会滚进路边的沟。

4 . Lifeless, faultless（只有死人才不犯错误。）

5 . We&#;ve sticked for a long time but finally defeated by eternity

6 . Next summer, the classroom will be filled again, but it is not us

7 . Till mountains crumble, streams run dry, thunder rumbles in winter, snow falls in summer, and the earth mingles with the sky Not till then will I cease to love you!山无陵，江水为竭，冬雷震震，夏雨雪，天地合，乃敢与君绝！

8 . Life is simpleYou make choices and you don&#;t look back

9 . 毕业离别时的`伤感。互相登上离开车。充满伤感的车站。飞驰而过的站牌。

10 . 我们用双手紧紧地握别，让感觉在手中轻轻撩过，共享一份难忘的温馨……

中英文搞笑说说【五】

1 . In the push up time, can occasionally remember once together soy sauce and soy sauce which friends shop

2 . 当爱重新降临在大地，吹散了悲伤的记忆

3 . Poly is not the beginning, is not the end of the school, the number of students to set the number of wonderful moments, will be forever engraved in my memory

4 . them is to be happyeven if it’s not with you 如果你真爱一个人，你一定希望他幸福，哪怕那个给予他（她）幸福的人，不是自己。

5 . 偶已心有所属，纵是孤栖独宿，亦不随波逐流，有负公子美意，再见还是朋友。

6 . 有时候，问题很复杂，答案却很简单

7 . A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long enough活得长并不见得活得好，活得好就是活得足够长。

8 . Sit at the same table first, this summer, we do not graduate

9 . The youth, the scenery along the way again also is just a paper elegance青春，沿途再美的风景也只不过是一纸风华。

10 . 许多老房子消失了，校园里正在大兴土木。老房子留在照片里，我们呢？我们也能留在照片里吗？