英文句子搞笑短句（超幽默搞笑的句子短句英文）
英文句子搞笑短句【一】
1 . First impressions are half the battle
2 . I prefer having your accompanying for life-long time to the short-time tenderness——我要的，不是你一时的温柔，而是你一生的守候。
3 . I will be in constant search for my soulmate in the endless sea of crowd Fortune favors me if I could find her and destiny plays its part if I couldn&#;t
4 . One never lose anything by politeness
5 . 解释得太多就像我在怪你不懂我
6 . 怀疑是知识的钥匙。
7 . Don&#;t mess with the treacherous for they mess with everyone; don&#;t mess with the society, or you will mess with yourself;don&#;t mess with yourself for all the mess will pass;don&#;t mess with the past for what is past is past; don&#;t mess with reality for it&#;s your life for real
8 . 毕业季。友情不毕业，青春不毕业。
9 . The only thing you live to regret are the risks you didn&#;t take你人生中唯一会后悔的是，那些你没敢接受的挑战。
10 . You can&#;t judge a tree by its bark
英文句子搞笑短句【二】
1 . Death comes to all, but great achievements raise a monument which shall endure until the sun grows old
2 . 校园中，我们曾经共担风雨，我们曾经共享阳光，我们曾经挥泪拼搏，我们曾经笑迎辉煌。毕业了，天空任我们展翅飞翔，海洋任我们扬帆启航，高山等着我们奋勇攀登，平原期待我们信马由缰……亲爱的同学，出发吧，前程无量!
3 . 求知无坦途。
4 . Dexterity comes by experience熟练来自经验。
5 . 记得在毕业典礼上说来不及说的话。
6 . Life is real, life is earnest
7 . Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions form insufficient premises
8 . 感，就要感性；如果没有感性，就要理性；如果没有理性，就要有自知之明；如果连这个都没有了，她只有不幸。
9 . Graduation season Friendship does not graduate, youth does not graduate
10 . I have been attached, are solitary habitat to sleep alone, did not follow the crowd, there are good friends or negative childe, goodbye
英文句子搞笑短句【三】
1 . Do not change horses in mid-stream
2 . 聚也不是开始，散也不是结束，同窗数载凝的无数美好瞬间，将永远铭刻在我的记忆之中…
3 . There’s hope beyond the pain 痛苦之后，还有希望。
4 . Today, we are close classmates; tomorrow, we will be competitors May the friendship be more profound in the competition
5 . No root, no fruit无根就无果。
6 . Doubt is the key to knowledge
7 . I just need someone who will never abandon me 我只是需要一个永远不会放弃我的人。
8 . A few years of University, long experience, but also long hair
9 . The shortest answer is doing the thing最简短的回答就是一个“干”字。
10 . A young idler, an old beggar
英文句子搞笑短句【四】
1 . 天外有天，山外有山。
2 . There is no hiding from lover&#;s eyes什么也瞒不过恋人的眼睛。
3 . East or west, home is the best
4 . 殊途同归。
5 . Let the right one in Let the old dreams die Let the wrong ones go让适合的人走进你的生活吧，让旧梦逝去吧，让不合适的那个离开吧。
6 . To the world you may be just one person To the person you may be the world对于世界，你可能只是一个人，但对于某个人，你却是整个世界。
7 . 交到什么样的朋友决定你有什么样的发展，如果你认识这四种人，你的人生基本毁掉一半。 第一种人欺骗型 开口向朋友借钱的时候
8 . 偶已心有所属，纵是孤栖独宿，亦不随波逐流，有负公子美意，再见还是朋友。
9 . 爱情的根本愿望是：在陌生的人山人海中寻找一种自由的盟约。（史铁生《务虚笔记》）The fundamental desire within love is to seek a oath of alliance for liberty in a sea of strangers
10 . 伟人之所以伟大，是因为他立志要成为伟大的人。
英文句子搞笑短句【五】
1 . 在毕业照上面，我们笑的多美好。
2 . Your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful你的吻还在我的唇上发烫，从此我的日子变得如此美丽。
3 . 这个宇宙中只有一个角落你肯定可以改进，那就是你自己。
4 . 像蜂蝶飞过花丛，像清泉流经山谷，在记忆的心屏中，学生时代的生活，恰似流光溢彩的画页，也似一阕跳跃着欢快音符的乐章。
5 . The world is like a mirror: Frown at itand it frowns at you; smile, and it smiles too
6 . Work makes the workman勤工出巧匠。
7 . 毕业了，也许还会怀念寝室卧谈会那轻松，愉悦的感觉。
8 . Looking back,I realize all my efforts on the way are to please those around me To win their praising smiles,I,in trembling fear,chain myself into acceptable modes of living Now, in the midway of life,I find myself left with vague features in a way never to be trodden backward
9 . Experience is the father of wisdom and memory the mother经验是知识之父，记忆是知识之母。
10 . I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you
英文句子搞笑短句【六】
1 . Learn wisdom by the follies of others从旁人的愚行中学到聪明。
2 . Sow nothing, reap nothing
3 . The best hearts are always the bravest
4 . If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that’s because sunshine is at your back如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
5 . 人不可貌相。
6 . My heart is with you我的爱与你同在。
7 . Youth doesn&#;t reason, it acts The old man reasons and would like to make the others act in his place ——青春不问理由，只有行动。只有年老的人才会思索，并希望人人安分。
8 . Your dream is not what you find in your sleep but what makes you not sleep ------ 所谓梦想，不是你睡觉时梦到了什么，而是想到了什么令你激动得没法睡觉。
9 . 当泪落下的时候，所有风景都沉默
10 . 所谓父母，就是那不断对着背影既欣喜又悲伤，想追回拥抱又不敢声张的人。(龙应台 Parents are those who rejoice in sorrow at the sight of the child&#;s back, who yearn to call him back for a hug yet restrain themselves from doing it
英文句子搞笑短句【七】
1 . And when not in luck with the rest of the disaster， is not loyal friend， The quarrels of friends are the opportunities of foes在幸运时不与人同享，在灾难中不会是忠实的友人， 朋友间的不和，就是敌人进攻的机会。
2 . , may you think of this golden key, to open the door of doubt, broke into the creation of the hall
3 . After graduation, may miss the bedroom lying on the relaxed and joyful feeling
4 . The heart that once truly loves never forgets真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。
5 . Business is the salt of life事业是生命之盐。
6 . Do not have too many irons in the fire
7 . 生活是绘画，不是做算术。
8 . In such a soft and warm season, please accept my sincere blessing and deep concern for you 在这充满温馨的季节里，给你我真挚的祝福及深深的思念。
9 . Industry is fortune’s right hand, and frugality her left勤勉是幸运的右手，世俭是幸运的左手。
10 . 我想要一段永不毕业的友情。
英文句子搞笑短句【八】
1 . 但愿美好的记忆，不要从岁月里匆匆走过，让它永驻我们的心中。让他在充满思念的季节里，满怀真挚的祝福，为你带来无限的喜悦与温馨。
2 . Graduation photos, and not our brilliant smile Because we are about to separate
3 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知道谁会喜欢上你的笑容。
4 . Bad luck often brings good luck
5 . There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过
6 . I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what&#;s going to happen, or who I&#;m going to meet, where I&#;m going to wind up 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的，不知会遇见什么人，会有什么样的结局。--《Titanic》
7 . Business may be troublesome, but idleness is pernicious事业虽扰人，懒惰害更大。
8 . In life divided into two episodes, the first is "hesitance-free", while the second is "regret-free"——若将人生一分为二，前半段叫“不犹豫”，后半段叫“不后悔”。
9 . Learn to choose, to forsake, to endure loneliness, to resist temptation
10 . Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can&#;t have a rainbow without a little rain